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Things Bond wouldn't say game!
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Bishop
, Mar 28 2005 03:03 AM
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#931
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Posted 12 December 2006 - 06:23 AM
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PrinceKamalKhan
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 04:56 AM
I'm going for a swim. Necros, can I borrow your speedo?
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 05:32 AM
Would you prefer paper or plastic?
Edited by moorebond82, 15 December 2006 - 05:33 AM.
#934
Bryce (003)
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 05:45 AM
Would you prefer paper or plastic?
OK...That was good...
Gave me my laugh.
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 05:53 AM
(Thank You)
Hey blofeld can i rub your head and make a wish?
Hey blofeld can i rub your head and make a wish?
#936
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 11:08 PM
Kumbaya!
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 11:14 PM
Spare some change to help a guy down on his luck?
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Posted 16 December 2006 - 06:21 AM
I could sure use a chew of Copenhagen right now.
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Posted 16 December 2006 - 06:23 AM
Save the world? No can do i have to make sure James Jr. gets to school on time.
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 05:55 AM
Champagne and caviar again? How about Roscoes chicken and waffles?
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 06:19 AM
Dont kill him, he is only a professional doing a job.
#942
PrinceKamalKhan
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 06:24 AM
I'll have a Big Mac and the lady'll have a quarter pounder with fries.
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Shadow Syndicate
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 06:32 AM
"I hate 7-up, cant stand it. It comes from not having enough Lemon-Lime and too much sugar. Give Me a Sprite."
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 08:57 AM
I want a can of Pepsi stirred NOT shaken!
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 08:22 PM
I need to look my best tonight. I better dust off my Resistol, put plenty of starch in my Wranglers and shine up my ostrich-skin Lucchese boots.
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 08:37 PM
Anybody want to play checkers?
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 08:43 PM
(panicked) Where is my bowtie? I can't find my bowtie! WHERE IS MY BOWTIE?!
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 09:33 PM
Has anybody seen my pair of Converse?
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Posted 01 January 2007 - 09:52 PM
"You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebodys gonna start cryin''"
"![[censored]](https://debrief.commanderbond.net/topic/22006-things-bond-wouldnt-say-game/style_emoticons/default/censored.gif)
it jut pay 'em for the warheads"
" you M, I've got plans to watch Dick Donner's cut of Superman II with Ernst tonight, so you can take this assignment and shove it up your
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it jut pay 'em for the warheads""
you M, I've got plans to watch Dick Donner's cut of Superman II with Ernst tonight, so you can take this assignment and shove it up your
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Posted 02 January 2007 - 04:50 AM
Waiter: Would you like to try the owner's Dom Perrignon, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No thank you, I'll just have water. Alcohol is bad for you.
Bond: No thank you, I'll just have water. Alcohol is bad for you.
#951
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Posted 02 January 2007 - 06:27 AM
lol, he might have said that when he got outta shrublands FMJ.
"Excuse me, theres only lids for Mediums left"
"Excuse me, theres only lids for Mediums left"
#952
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Posted 02 January 2007 - 08:45 AM
Can someone change my adult diaper?
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Posted 02 January 2007 - 11:46 AM
"I'm sorry M I can't do that, it's time for my afternoon nap"
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Posted 02 January 2007 - 06:48 PM
"Do you have Britney Spear's number?"
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Posted 03 January 2007 - 11:36 PM
Do I really need to go?
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 04:20 AM
wesa in BIG Do-Do!
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 06:26 PM
"Fungus."
#958
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 06:29 PM
"I thought Christmas only comes once a year"... oh wait 
#959
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 06:32 PM
"That's a lovely quiche. You must give me the recipe"....
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 06:47 PM
"I wonder how the gay community views me?"