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[Jericho_One]

"Let's grab a burger in the next joint. I'm starvin'."

[00Twelve]

(How about Sean's betting at the craps tables, does that count?)

[echomusic]

"I'll have a Tang. Stirred...not shaken...and a crazy straw, please! One of those ones that have all the loops and such."

"Moneypenny, seriously, let's just have at it. I've had a bad day and you've gotta be game for s nice roll in the hay...or on the desk...or on M's couch...honestly...let's do this!"

"Blah blah blah, M. Blah blah blah...oh, lookee here, 007...blah blah blah...Blofeld...blah blah blah hollowed out volcano...blah blah blah...Q branch...blah blah blah...fate of the free world...all you do is jabber on and on and on, M. Give it a rest will you?"

"Does anyone know what time that show with Urkel is on? God, I love him. Funny chap."

[killkenny kid]

"Where the hell, is Whole Food?"

[DaveBond21]

Oh it's so cold. I hope my Gran packed my jumper....

[TheREAL008]

While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave...I have other uses for you darling

Makin' movies makin songs and fightin' round the world \m/ (Well...maybe the Lazenby Bond would)

So let's Rock and Roll All Nite and party everyday!!

Edited by TheREAL008, 25 October 2006 - 04:45 AM.

[Joyce Carrington]

"Help me!"

[Mathis05]

"Your making a movie about me? Oh, well then I'll take that chap Brosnan over Craig...he looks tougher!"

[TheREAL008]

"I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania"

[00Twelve]

"Your making a movie about me? Oh, well then I'll take that chap Brosnan over Craig...he looks tougher!"

LOL!!

"That most certainly was not me! If it were mine, I'd claim it!"

[Thunderfinger]

THAT MUCH?
Ummm...How much for a handjob, then?

[00Twelve]

"I need to pick up a prescription this afternoon. Yes...yes. I said Valtrex. Yes. Thank you. (*Click*)"

[TheREAL008]

"Blofield was kung fu fighting, his moves were fast as lightining."

"I ain't no stinkin bum Mick."

"You're a bum...you'll ALWAYS be a bum."

"Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, I had alittle drink around an hour ago and it got right to my head, wherever I may roam, by land or sea or foam, you'll always hear me singing this song, show me the way to go home." (Sung with Tanner, Robinson and M)

[killkenny kid]

"Did I miss, the new podcast?"

[TheREAL008]

"M, you are...the WEAKEST link"

[Garth007]

The names Bond...James Bond and I have aids.

[darthbond]

your couch, . (Chappelle)

Get me the new timmmaaa ringtone.

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED MY DOG!! YOU BASTARDS!!!

OH! A bunny!

darthbond

Edited by darthbond, 11 November 2006 - 04:05 AM.

[Garth007]

The names Bond...Pimp Daddy Bond

[hcmv007]

-Why yes, I do get that not so fresh feeling!

-Marriage? That's for suckers!

-Bartender-Beers for everyone, and I'm paying!

-Why yes, darling, you are the only woman for me Sandy, I mean Randi.

-Hey, you have got to see the size of this turd!

-Where's my money? Am I going to have to hurt a (Censored)?!

-I insist on using protection. You don't have any condoms, do you?

-I am the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice. The beserker rage in me is building, and I need to release it. But how? I cannot give in to the animal urges building up inside me, but how much longer can I fight my nature? I am the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice...

-Up, up and away!

-Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

-I wish I was Steve McQueen!

-I'd like a dish of Paul Haggis served with a nice bowl of Condoleeza Rice

-Purvis and Wade are great! Just look at my punny dialouge!

-Hey, come to the feminist rally! Gloria Steinem and Rosie O'Donnel are going to whip it out to see who's bigger!

-I'll suck your (Censored) for a dollar!

-I can't believe it's not butter!

-(Crying over having a woman dump him)

-We'll do a number 6 on them! We will ride into town and kill every living thing standing. Except the women, we are gonna (Censored) the (Censored) out of them at the Number 6 dance afterwards.

[thecasinoroyale]

"While you're down there love..."

[darthbond]

I have a .

Leiter, you must check out the finer side of life. (goes to a girl) Wannahakaluke?

darthbond

[Joyce Carrington]

"My little left toe itches."

"Damn. Bad hair day."

[darthbond]

(Kneeling down on bed) Dear God, Make me a bird so I can fly away from that limey Blofeld.

(Telephone) Mom...? Dad...? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!! Oh thats right. YOU ARE IN HELL! HA! HA! I AM STILL ALIVE, BITCHES!!!

I missed the premire of Star Wars....? DAMN!!!

I don't mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand.

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

(With the CIA) We are the agents who say... NE! NE! NE!

darthbond

Edited by darthbond, 15 November 2006 - 02:57 AM.

[Gennie Lynd]

ooh... I didn't know that I was gay

hey look a bitch

goodness grief I am cheeting on my wife

theres no place like home... theres no place like home

I like fluufy bunnys and rainbows

London? where is that m?

(singing)"Twinkle twinlkle little star I have a bitch in my car." (talking about vesper)

oh my god you told mom!

I wonder why I am such a bitch to everyone?

Hey Blofeld, Max Zorin! Group hug!

[Gennie Lynd]

(sceams like a little girl) I have a zit on my forehead!!!! :`(

(singing in abc's tune)qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqqwweerrttyyuuiiooaa
I missed the pp...(I'm to lazy to type the abc's forgive me!)

(starring at a hamburger) Mom? Dad? (P.S. Bond thinks he's a cow)

I'm a one woman man (I got that from another person its funny!)

Oh! A bunny (that was actully my idea DarthBond you know that!)

Yo diggi dog! (saying to Blofeld)

I took ice yesterday, 25 times. Sweet!

Mommy get me this mommy get me that!

Edited by Gennie Lynd, 21 November 2006 - 06:51 PM.

[00Twelve]

"M...Pardon, M...You...you have a little...you see, you're...M, you're...(whispers)...you're cutting glass!"

[Gennie Lynd]

EVEN THOW IT IS LONG MUSY READ ALL!!!!!!!!!(I got these from Garth007-FUNNYFUNNYS! )- The name's Bond... James Bond and I have aids.

- The names Bond... Pimp Daddy Bond....

(now my own)- (sinnging) everybody was kung fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning, even thow it was a little bit frightning....

- Q there was something I always needed to tell you... Im pegnant.

- MOM!!!!! (talking to Q)

- (sticks a ine cream cone in the middle of his forehead) LOOK EVERYBODY IM A LOVLEY UNICORN! NIGH! NIGH!(Na)

-The names Bond... Chappelle Bond

-(Max Zorin saying to Blofeld) Max-I just got 1000 notices that i am eviler than you! -Blofeld- No! -Max- yes i am- Bolfeld- You know that taste in your mouth when you drink orange juice and brush your teeth?- Max- arg! I hate it!- Blofeld-I love It!!!!- Max- (gasp)- Blofeld- Do you like puppies- Max- Yes...- Blofeld- I kick them!- Max-(gasp)- Blofeld- And that muffin your eatting... I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!-Max- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!- EnD

-(Bond saying to the power puff girls...) You are I loser. you will always be a loser Because thats what a loser is. A loser! There is nothing else what a loser can be but a loser! Ha ha ha! THe fact that you are a loser has already been decided,and when something is decided it can not be changed it can not be changed when it has already been decided. It has been decided by none other than me, Jamesjo mojo! and i decided that you are a loser. a loser cannot be changed because I jamesjo mojo has decided so. And that me know as nothing else besides Jamesjo mojo!! and because I am jamesjo mojo...- The power puff girls- He's annoying!-

Edited by Gennie Lynd, 21 November 2006 - 07:28 PM.

[Number Two]

"I think I'll just wear jeans and a t-shirt today."

"This car has terrible handling."

"Here are your gadgets back in perfectly unused condition, Q. Honestly, when did you think I'd be able to use that?"

"Sorry, you're not my type."

"Damn, you're right. I can't stop you. May as well give up now."

"Wow, I managed to escape the terrorist compund without initiating any self-detruct sequences."

"Oh God, I killed a man! May the saints have mercy on my soul!"

[Trey]

-(To Random Bond Girl): Why no condoms? Well it's an interesting story, you see I don't produce sperm...yes, it all started back with a man named Le Chiffre and a carpet beater.

-Whatever's left of me...it's yours.

-Q! You could put someone's eye out with that thing.

-I'm sorry M, today won't do, I'm the honorary speaker at a Feminism Convention.

-Vodka? How 'bout a Scotch on the Rocks?!

[00Twelve]

"M, is this the "monster" you spoke of?"