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[hcmv007]

-The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's !

-How tall are you? (Gets answer) I didn't know they piled S--- that high!

[Mr.Kiss Kiss Bang Bang]

"What's up doc?"

[00Twelve]

"That sassy little mama's dead now."

"I actually don't know anything about that subject."

[Joyce Carrington]

"Deary me, I think I had too much to drink."

[00Twelve]

Tanner, how exactly do you tie a Windsor knot?

[Monkeyfoahead]

"Listen, darling, I'm just not ready for intimacy right now..."
"Could I have a diet Pepsi and a number six with extra gravy, Flo?"
"Some days I wish I didn't have to wear a tie."
"Yippie eye ki ay mother ers."
"You know, M, I've always been deeply attracted to you..."
"Hasta la vista, baby."
"Oh damn, does anyone know how to change a tire?"
"Uh, I'm afraid I don't know which wine to have with the broiled cod."
"Hey evildoer, you misunderestimated me!"
"I'm sorry, I don't have a comeback for that..."

"Wait, let me get this straight... I'm supposed to infiltrate the heavily-guarded enemy base at the top of that mountain, deactivate the atomic bomb, rescue the girl, kill the villain, and escape before the self destruct mechanism goes off. And I've got two minutes to do so. Should be a snap."

[Jaws0178]

"Wait, let me get this straight... I'm supposed to infiltrate the heavily-guarded enemy base at the top of that mountain, deactivate the atomic bomb, rescue the girl, kill the villain, and escape before the self destruct mechanism goes off. And I've got two minutes to do so. Should be a snap."


Now, he might say this.

[killkenny kid]

"I be on that kryptonite, straigh up on that kryptonite." ask your kids.

[00Twelve]

"Hi! My name's James Bond! How's it going?"

[Skudor]

"Actually, make that two Big Macs. I'm feeling rather hungry."

[Jaws0178]

Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a ******* hurry.

Edited by Jaws0178, 18 October 2006 - 06:35 PM.

[killkenny kid]

"Actually, make that two Big Macs. I'm feeling rather hungry."

We know, it's the kryptonite.

[DaveBond21]

Show us yer lettuce!!!

[Skudor]

Not now Honey! I have a migraine!

[DaveBond21]

Champagne? No thanks, I'll stick to beer....

[00Twelve]

Oh, no, I like sake. Especially when it's served at the correct temperature - 64.1 degrees fahrenheit - like this is.

[Monkeyfoahead]

"The man took my stash man, I need some herbs to tie me over maan."

[Monkeyfoahead]

"The three things I want to see are more nail salons, a small puppy to keep me company, and world peace,"

[Sydoe_00]

"Yo Felix! Whazzup boy-ee?!"

[hcmv007]

-Flav, I really am feeling you right now

-Drunk driving is the best, man! Get up to 55 on the freeway, turn off your lights and let go of the steering wheel! (Censored) that is da bomb!


-Oh no! My Dixie wrecked! (Think about that one for a moment, ya'll!)

-Seriously, pull my finger!

-It's beer o clock and I want to be drunk by beer fifteen!

-Do you have a little Scottish in you? Would you like some?

[00Twelve]

-Do you have a little Scottish in you? Would you like some?

LOL!

M, I will need time to rent a tux before I catch my flight.

[Sydoe_00]

"Hey! You shot me! I'm telling MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[00Twelve]

I think I'll try a moustache.

[TheREAL008]

"Mortallllllllllll Commmmmmmmmmmmbaaaaatttttt!!!!!"

[Monkeyfoahead]

"Yea bitch that's right I ed your mom last night, what are you going to do about it?"

"You know Q, I've always had feelings for you, but I couldn't express them until now. I love you Q."

"Oh , , . dammit. you are not supposed to kill me, I am invincible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."

"My name is Bond, Womanizer Bond."

Edited by Monkeyfoahead, 23 October 2006 - 03:34 AM.

[00Twelve]

Howdy, name's Jim.

[hcmv007]

-Is that a mirror in your pocket? B/c I think I see myself in your pants!

-Do you have erectile disfunction? I did, until I took cıalıs.

-Do her, do her, who hasn't done her? Do her, do her.

-I pity the fool!

-I'm Batman!

-Head on! I hate your commercials, and yet your product works!

-You'll never hear me say it's not the size of the boat, it's motion in the ocean. I have a yacht by the way.

-Screw you Guys! I'm going home!

-Respect my authori-tah!

-You know, I have had too much to drink.

-I want a relationship.

-Only a Jedi fully trained in the Force can defeat Vader. Or if you execute a perfect Stone Cold Stunner.

-Got change for a $5?

[00Twelve]

"Um, Q, you know, all I really need is a compact that gets good mileage."

[Joyce Carrington]

"Now hang on, M. I don't think I understand this assignment."

[killkenny kid]

"Go, 'head girl, get down."