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[Trey]

How come everytime I come around, my lundy lundy bridge wanna go down?

[Skudor]

"No Q, I don't think M would be interested in having a candlelit dinner with you."

[Qwerty]

'Fame! I'm going to live forever.'

[Skudor]

Oooh, Moneypenny, those shoes are simply diviiine.

[Monkeyfoahead]

"Good God M, can't you just shut up already, I'm sick of your constant bitching, I don't want to save the world. I am too busy playing with my Barbies."

[DavidSomerset]

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic mot%$#%^ers. Mot^%$#%kers who thought their assssss would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

- "Original from Pulp fiction"

[Monkeyfoahead]

"Oh bugger, I'm out of ammo. Can I go get some more?"

[DavidSomerset]

"I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear."

[Santa]

"Does my hairy back turn you off?"

[DavidSomerset]

"I wish I knew how to quit you." - Imagine this in Brokeback style scenario.

[00Twelve]

Ha! ^^

"Moneypenny, what do you mean when you call me 'five-second Phil'?"

Edited by 00Twelve, 05 October 2006 - 03:33 PM.

[Jaws0178]

-I'm gonna drive down to the border in a big cadillac that gets 4 miles to the gallon, with bright baby seal eyes as headlights and all leather cow interior with whale skin hubcaps, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers in the non bio degradeable wrappers. John Wayne is not dead, he's frozen! Then I'm gonna thaw out the Duke and he is gonna be pissed. Why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 2 million times that's how pissed off the Duke is gonna be, then I am gonna get Lee Marvin, John Cassavetes and drive down to Mexico with a big case of whiskey!

When I read this one, I yelled "Yeah!" I love Dennis Leary!!

"Has anyone seen my gun?"

[darthbond]

"Who has never had sex with me?"

darthbond

[hcmv007]

-I can't believe Pussy Galore gave me crabs

-Holly Goodhead? Not really.

-Q, that better be a rocket in your pocket.

-I am your father!

-Condoms, schmondoms.

-I'll buy that for a dollar!

-Kneel before Zod!

-Is this my house?! Thank God b/c the last 5 houses I went to the people were SO rude!

-Does this make me look fat?

-God, I could really lose 5 pounds about now.

-You just touch me in the night and go away in the morning! I need to be held!

-Excuse me, George Michael has summoned me to meet him in the bathroom. Some sort of presentation I suppose.

-Q, where is my Elton John suit?

-Thanks, but I already had Alotta Fagina this week.

-I'll order a Samuel Jackson.

-This is the first time that has ever happened. Honest!

-The Rebel Fleet is alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed to close to the system. He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General Veers, prepare your troops for a surface attack.

-Your father? Powerful Jedi was he!

-D'oh!

-Bartender? A Shirley Temple, please.

-I am the wind.

-I am disguised as Chinese Secret Agent Ling Cho. No one has ever seen Ling Cho, so I hope to be the one who takes him down.

[Thunderfinger]

I just love the smell of blood!

[Judo chop]

Smell my finger.

[Qwerty]

'Did yer ever think of gittin yer driver's licence, boy?!'

[Skudor]

Oh, I do love the taste of fresh human blood...

[00Twelve]

(To himself, as he walks through Regent Park...)

"Into the woods without regret, the choice is made, the task is set.
Into the woods, but not forgetting why I'm on the journey..."

[Thunderfinger]

I miss SPECTRE...

[Thunderfinger]

BINGOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

No, wait. Did you say N35?

Sorry, my mistake...

[Monkeyfoahead]

Hey Kid, wanna buy some crack?

[DaveBond21]

"Monsieur Aubergine was the only man I ever loved.

And yet he died in a freak poison fly-fishing incident on the Eiffel Tower..." ....(starts to cry)

[Monkeyfoahead]

It's not my kid. I don't think so at least.

[Pam Bouvier]

"I have always wanted to be a member of SMERSH".

[DaveBond21]

"Moneypenny. I am your father..."


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[Joyce Carrington]

"Now all I need is a bag of crisps and some 'Only Fools and Horses' and this day will be perfect."

[DavidSomerset]

I used to look more handsome in Dr. No.

[hcmv007]

-Morbo demands answers!

-You remind me of a trophy bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

-I'll have the Number 4 with mayo and maustard only, large sized with a coke and a plain hamburger to go please.

-I like big butts and I cannot lie!

[00Twelve]

"Q, let me ask you a question. Has it ever hurt to pee? It hurts to pee right now."

"M...you, me, this desk, now."