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[Qwerty]

'Ah, Venice.'

[DamnCoffee]

"My Friends call me Jinx"
"My friends call me James Bond"
"Hello James"
"Youre not my friend"

[Thunderfinger]

I shall never drink again.

Also:
I

[Skudor]

"Hi, my name is Bond, James Bond, and I am an alcoholic"

[Thunderfinger]

Kids, I used to smoke 40 a day.
If I could quit, you can quit.
And if you start just the same, that

[Joyce Carrington]

"Y'know, I'm really like this because my parents died when I was still very young..."

[Blunt Instrument]

"I'm actually quite lonely inside and pretty vulnerable at times."

[DavidSomerset]

Do you want fries with that?

[DaveBond21]

"Daddy never played with me. Mummy was never there for me. They were always climbing bloody mountains!"

[DavidSomerset]

Yes James Jr., in Japan men come first and women come second. Or not at all.

[DaveBond21]

"M? Can I have the pink parachute to go with my shoes????

[00Twelve]

"Appletini, please."

[DavidSomerset]

I read Playboy for the articles.

[Joyce Carrington]

"Sex? No, I need to go home and feed my fish."

[Thunderfinger]

I have to wash my hair.

[Monkeyfoahead]

NO! Not Mr. Rumpykins! I loved that cat.

[Garth007]

"Do I look Fat M?"

[Blunt Instrument]

"hmmm... Maybe I should shave my chest??"

[Bryce (003)]

"OK...You're right Q...That last season of 'South Park' was quite funny...Thanks for the DVD."

"Saving yourself until you marry...I can respect that."

"Couldn't my cover be the 'cheap, loud American tourist with no fashion sense'?...I'll put on a beer-gut and pay for the NASCAR shirt myself."

"Man...Those CBn podcasts are a hoot!"

"Where the Hell did I put my market list?...Ah...Toothpaste, toilet paper, shampoo, sour cream and onion crisps, Budweiser...Condoms! What the Hell was I thinking?"

"M, I can explain some of those movie charges at the hotel...It was...er....Research."

"When the Hell did I get this 'property of Joyce' tattoo?"

"Ooooo...'Point Break' on AMC...That's a TiVo!"

"May!....Make me up one of those peanut butter and banana sandwiches with a side of syrup...and hurry...Survivor's coming back on!"

(on the phone) "I know it's late, but I was out of the country killing people...Just turn the bloody cable back on!....FINE!....My Visa number is...."

[DaveBond21]

Q, you look lovely in that dress.....

[00Twelve]

(After losing a round of baccarat)

"Mo' money, mo' problems..."

[hcmv007]

-I'm gonna drive down to the border in a big cadillac that gets 4 miles to the gallon, with bright baby seal eyes as headlights and all leather cow interior with whale skin hubcaps, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers in the non bio degradeable wrappers. John Wayne is not dead, he's frozen! Then I'm gonna thaw out the Duke and he is gonna be pissed. Why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 2 million times that's how pissed off the Duke is gonna be, then I am gonna get Lee Marvin, John Cassavetes and drive down to Mexico with a big case of whiskey!

-Bro's before ho's

-Have you ever taken a crap so big you feel about 5 pounds lighter?

-Why yes I helped my Uncle Jack off of a horse, why do you ask?

-I miss Will and Grace, especially Will

-Gone and made my brown eye blue.

-Sexual harassment?! I thought her was 2 words, not one!

[Joyce Carrington]

"When the Hell did I get this 'property of Joyce' tattoo?"

Muhahahaha...

[Leonardo]

"Rien est va plus" whilst playing baccarat

[Joyce Carrington]

You know what would be even more disturbing...

"When the Hell did I get this 'property of Bryce' tattoo?"

[Thunderfinger]

Look,Tanner!
I can blow bubbles with my nose.

[Garth007]

"who Replaced my gun with a paintBall gun?"

[Thunderfinger]

So you noticed my ?
Well, did you notice my cock?

[Skudor]

Oh shut the up M!

[bond_girl_double07]

BOOM SHAKALAKA!