Sorry, M. No murder this week.
My horoscope recommends strict pørn for this flick.
Things Bond wouldn't say game!
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, Mar 28 2005 03:03 AM
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Posted 09 October 2006 - 08:58 PM
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Posted 09 October 2006 - 09:01 PM
*prancing in a dress with a wand* "Faries! faries, faries. I'm a fairy!!!"
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Posted 09 October 2006 - 09:19 PM
"So, Penny, are you up for a date? Wicked. 8PM. Care to 'defy a little gravity?'"
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Posted 09 October 2006 - 09:40 PM
I always fancied being a gangsta!
Oh well, this is the second best thing ,I suppose.
Oh well, this is the second best thing ,I suppose.
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Posted 10 October 2006 - 03:43 AM
No, Q, the special editions are NOT valid! Han shot FIRST!!!"
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Posted 10 October 2006 - 10:39 PM
"Oh man, that was some wicked strong pot you have, I can't even remember who I am."
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Posted 10 October 2006 - 11:45 PM
:: Going on Monkeyfoahead's statement::
After a long night of smoking pot, Daniel Craig couldn't quite get the introduction line right.
"The names is Bond, Daniel Bond. Ack, blast!. Okay, try again. The name is Craig, James Craig. Blast!!!!! What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?"
After a long night of smoking pot, Daniel Craig couldn't quite get the introduction line right.
"The names is Bond, Daniel Bond. Ack, blast!. Okay, try again. The name is Craig, James Craig. Blast!!!!! What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?"
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Posted 10 October 2006 - 11:50 PM
I don't think Bond would ever say "Show me the Way to Amarillo". 
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 12:01 AM
Doh!
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 12:06 AM
Ack. Sorry, my friend. It's that time of night.Doh!
As I always say. I go into "brain damage mode" after 12am. Also, it's been a very long day.
Cheers,
Ian
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 01:17 AM
Boxers or briefs? That's a rather personal question - but if you really want to know... it is laundry day, so I went commando today baby!
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 01:40 AM
*To fat computer nerd* "Can you give me some pick-up lines, I have never been good with the ladies."
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 02:00 AM
Ack. Sorry, my friend. It's that time of night.
Doh!
As I always say. I go into "brain damage mode" after 12am. Also, it's been a very long day.
Cheers,
Ian
Not a reference to your post mate... merely something Bond is unlikely to say.
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 07:07 AM
A Vodka Martini......any way you want to make it....
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 01:36 PM
I'd like a bottle of this year's Bollinger.
Edited by 00Twelve, 11 October 2006 - 01:40 PM.
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Posted 12 October 2006 - 11:46 PM
"Venice........I know a great double-taking pigeon in Venice...."
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Posted 12 October 2006 - 11:49 PM
Hey M, I know this great guy, Ernst Stavro, he's looking for a date. You interested?
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:19 AM
"Did you say, 'Goldfinger?' Heh, heh, wonder why they call him that? Heh, heh, heh..."
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 05:29 AM
M, we're the only ones in the elevator, and that wasn't me. Believe me, I'd claim it if it were."
Edited by 00Twelve, 13 October 2006 - 05:29 AM.
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:46 PM
-Bender rules!
-When the world is mine, your deaths shall be quick and painless!
-I like you. You can come over to my house and f--- my sister.
-I see an old friend who I would like to have for dinner.
-Don't blame me, blame the wang.
-I'm never going to get this stain off my coat!
-Badges? You don't need to see my badge! I don't need no stinking badges!
-When the world is mine, your deaths shall be quick and painless!
-I like you. You can come over to my house and f--- my sister.
-I see an old friend who I would like to have for dinner.
-Don't blame me, blame the wang.
-I'm never going to get this stain off my coat!
-Badges? You don't need to see my badge! I don't need no stinking badges!
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 07:58 PM
James Bond, 20th Century Fox Imports.
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 07:59 PM
"Smell my finger"
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 08:15 PM
"M, pull my finger."
(What a great thing to say for my 500th post...)
(What a great thing to say for my 500th post...)
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(What a great thing to say for my 500th post...)
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 05:30 PM
"Hey ![[censored]](https://debrief.commanderbond.net/topic/22006-things-bond-wouldnt-say-game/style_emoticons/default/censored.gif)
, I'm gonna bust a cap in yo bitch!!"
, I'm gonna bust a cap in yo bitch!!"
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 06:37 PM
I will ing tear off your head and down your neck! 
ing tear off your head and down your neck!
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 07:33 PM
Wow, I'm glad I don't have to deal with all that hair on my chest.
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Posted 15 October 2006 - 10:29 PM
"I want my mommy," 
"Felix, I can't belive you are leaving me for a woman. You bastard."
"Felix, I can't belive you are leaving me for a woman. You bastard."
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 04:59 AM
Yes, they're Moneypenny's panties....what of it?
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 02:16 PM
"Well so what if I'm wearing them? They..feel..good..in a weird way."