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[Double-0-7]

Give me a "What What!"

[Thunderfinger]

You can stuff that black tie up your , M!
It

[Skudor]

"Should I paint my nails red or gold?"

[Qwerty]

'No thanks, I'm on a diet.'

[elvis-the-burgerking]

White Y fronts or grandadpants

[DavidSomerset]

1)Yes, I am blonde and have a small head and look like Alfred E. Neuman from Mad magazine.
2)I have trouble lately in keeping my tip up since the ball beating by Le Chiffre.
3)The title song stinks. It sounds like a drunk best man at a wedding.

BTW Before u flame me, let me solemly swear that I support DC as 007 and loved him in L4YER CAKE and MUNICH.

Edited by DavidSomerset, 25 September 2006 - 09:44 AM.

[Thunderfinger]

I never miss.
At least not when shooting women.
At least not if they don

[Joyce Carrington]

"YES! I've got tickets to The Village People!"

[Blunt Instrument]

"I'm out of ammo. I need to get to a Big 5."

[Santa]

"You know my name."

[Trey]

"You know my name."

HAHA, thats a good one...I'm not too fond of the new title song, either . I think a good ol' ballad would've been just fine.



"Vodka Martini, shaken not stir--actually...I'll have a Samuel Adams Boston Lager!"

"Eh, not in the mood."

"Yes, actually I had plastic surgery in 1969, again in 1971, in 1973, 1987, 1995, and I had a job done just recently."

"So, M...maybe you'd wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime?"

[Skudor]

"So, how do you tie this bow-tie?"

[Double-0-7]

Will you just get on the gun you stupid stupid silencer???

[Blunt Instrument]

"BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!"

[DavidSomerset]

M, Do you want to see my blunt instrument?

He he that would be something Austin would say...

[DaveBond21]

"I'm just off to the Bingo....."

[killkenny kid]

"Can I get a what? what?"

[Blonde Bond]

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father!"

[Thunderfinger]

I

[Garth007]

"What was that M?I was playing on my PSP and just got the High Score"

[Skudor]

Hang on there hun, let me just go out and get some rubbers.

[Garth007]

"Hey M i got a problem! I got women pregnet what do i do?"

[Qwerty]

Hang on there hun, let me just go out and get some rubbers.

Incidentally, I believe something along those lines is brought up in Death Is Forever.

[Garth007]

"Can i have some fries with that shake"

[darkpath]

"Don't start anything you can't finish, Pal."

Oddly, some lumox did say that to me as I was trying to get off the plane after DTBB 2006.

[Qwerty]

'Yes, I'm a therapist.'

[Monkeyfoahead]

Bond: "Whoa! Where did you come from, I didn't see you around the corner. Could you turn around and act like you didn't see me so I can kill you in a drammatic and stealthy way?"
Thug: "No, how's about I shoot you?"
Bond: "But that's not what's in the script." *Runs off to pout in the corner*

[Jaws0178]

Bond: "Whoa! Where did you come from, I didn't see you around the corner. Could you turn around and act like you didn't see me so I can kill you in a drammatic and stealthy way?"
Thug: "No, how's about I shoot you?"
Bond: "But that's not what's in the script." *Runs off to pout in the corner*

I hate to say it, but I could kind of see DC saying something along those lines. J\K

"Bond: Okay, lemme see if I have this right. You want me to use my watch to cut the ropes off of my arms, untie Solitaire and I, flip down off of this crane, and slam into Whisper, knocking him into the crate, correct?

Director: Thats right.

Bond: Do they give you directors some special strong weed or something, cause you are out of your mind, dude."

[Vanish]

"Again with the ejector seat... *sigh*"


"I have a really ripping quiche recipe."

Edited by Vanish, 28 September 2006 - 04:44 AM.

[00Twelve]

"Q, how do I operate this motherer?"

Edited by 00Twelve, 29 September 2006 - 09:50 PM.