Things Bond wouldn't say game!
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, Mar 28 2005 03:03 AM
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:54 AM
"I can't believe you cheated on me!"
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 08:30 AM
'I was having that dream we all have, you know? The one where you're making love to a beautiful woman and all of a sudden her legs turn into scissors?'
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 08:50 AM
'I was having that dream we all have, you know? The one where you're making love to a beautiful woman and all of a sudden her legs turn into scissors?'
Do men really dream that?
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 11:05 AM
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 01:11 PM
"let me have a 10 second head start"
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:13 PM
I can't get this car to start, Q.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:14 PM
'I was having that dream we all have, you know? The one where you're making love to a beautiful woman and all of a sudden her legs turn into scissors?'
It's a metaphor for real life.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:28 PM
Sure. Man meets a beutiful woman. She lures him into bed. And the nex thing the guy knows his metaphorical balls have been cut of.
#729
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:34 PM
You've been meeting the wrong kind of women.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:17 PM
You've been meeting the wrong kind of women.
You ok today?
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:20 PM
Fine, thanks. You? 
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:22 PM
Bored, but otherwise good. 
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:54 PM
Me so corny.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 07:03 PM
Check your typos Thunder 
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 07:23 PM
Mmmm-mmm, I could eat cheetos cheese-flavored snacks until all my fingers turn orange!
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 07:37 PM
Felix, you are too big for me!
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 12:56 AM
Yippie Ka-Yay Motha![[censored]](https://debrief.commanderbond.net/topic/22006-things-bond-wouldnt-say-game/style_emoticons/default/censored.gif)
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 02:09 AM
I told you that I don't want to buy anything you're selling !!!
Edited by Monkeyfoahead, 01 October 2006 - 02:10 AM.
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 08:48 AM
"I have the munchies."
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 08:59 AM
Man, I like that Samantha Bond, she really gets me going, man!
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 01:48 PM
"I think in about a year I'm going to settle down and start a family,"
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 02:25 PM
"One'a these days, M... One'a these days.... POW!! Right in tha Kissa!!"
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 04:41 PM
"Saved by the bell". ( )
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 09:29 PM
"Grand Prix enthusiasts may be worried by the amount of time it has taken me to get into this Lotus Formula Three. What they don't realize is, although Le Chiffre thinks he has a faster car than me, I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three. Hee Hee!"
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Posted 01 October 2006 - 09:49 PM
Quite!
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 02:18 PM
Just give me a few minutes, we'll be going again in no time...
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 02:25 PM
'Oh, by the way, Moneypenny, since I've come in here, have you heard me stammer?'
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 02:28 PM
"Wasn't Alec a hottie though?"
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 02:32 PM
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 07:51 PM
I'm sorry.. It's hard for me to say this. Well--I'm gay. There I said it, I can't sleep with you bcause I'm gay.