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[00Twelve]

sorry, double post. stupid wireless signal...

[Adler 001]

" Please ! Don't kill me !! I swear you I'll disappear but...( snif )
don't kill me...Pleeease !!!

[darthbond]

(Still love the coment on Le Chiffre. Thanks Trey! )

You stay there and shut up while I listen to my Britney Spears records!

I must say Le Chiffre, you must be doing this torture because you think you are the only man in the world who dosen't have what separates the two sexes.

Would you like me to check that bug up your ?

darthbond

[killkenny kid]

"Someone pass the kryptonite."

[Gogol]

I'll have a Keystone Light, please.

[killkenny kid]

"I want to be, where the sun warms the sky."

[PlayItBogart]

Oh for heaven's sake Moneypenny, you have awful breath. There, I said it.

[darthbond]

For centuries, alchemists tried to make gold from base metals. Today, we make microchips from silicon; which is common sand, but far better than gold. (Sorry Bogart, saw a good joke in that!)

Let's take my pony.

For my new year's revolution, I will become a wo"man"!

darthbond

[moorebond82]

Cold water makes it shrink!

[Monkeyfoahead]

"Very groovy baby,"

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"Howdy, bucklebunny. Wanna go two-steppin' at the local boot scoot?"

[Damien Hunt]

I buy all of my clothes at Wal-Mart!

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"Yo' momma!"

[darthbond]

Vesper? Tracy? I don't know who the you are talking about?

darthbond

Edited by darthbond, 10 December 2006 - 03:58 AM.

[Mollaka]

"So finally you would join my evil plans to conquer the world?" -Blofeld asked.

"Yeah. I got tired of this saving-the-world stuff..." - Bond replied.

"OK, you'll have to prove your loyalty to me and SMERSH."

"Whatever you say, Sir."

"Would you push that red button for me?"

"erm.."

"Just do it!"

<Pushes button>

"Now what?"

"I dunno, some evil stuff should happen."

smoke appears and <replace the name of your favourite politician here> appears.

[Mollaka]

I am relocating to Gotham City.

Gordon is better than you, M, and less sarcastic.

[moorebond82]

Another aston martin? Can't i just have a dodge dart?

[Trey]

-(Bond to Blofeld in DAF): Henderson, what the hell are you doing?


-This never happened to the other fella'.


-My name is Bond, J--oh my gosh, is that cashmere?


-Hey, you goin' to the Super Bowl party at Hooter's tomorrow night?

[moorebond82]

Hey there....stud.

[00Twelve]

Moneypenny, I can't keep this up anymore. You are not cute. Perhaps the more appropriate word would be...fugly?

[moorebond82]

I have a myspace profile.

[00Twelve]

So, thought I'd go back and get my Masters. In choral conducting.

[capungo]

-Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, and Cranberry Sauce, Whoohooo!!!!

-No Martinis for me, I've gotta drive home tonight(then again, give the franchise a few more years and... )

Edited by capungo, 11 December 2006 - 06:28 AM.

[00Twelve]

So, Q, what are you giving up for Lent?

[moorebond82]

Want to go bowling?

[*Gala*]

M... your mom!

Stirred, not shaken.

*after meeting yet another Bond girl* Wait... shouldn't this movie have a Bond boy instead?

[moorebond82]

I'm going to a house of pancakes.

[darthbond]

M. I just e-mailed a fourth grader and now they want to beat me up. What do I do?

M. It is quite simple. Take a glass of water and shove it up your .

Wanna play spin the bottle?

Moneypenny, tell M I am taking my assitant Loelia to Chucky Cheeze.

darthbond

[moorebond82]

Yo! i'm a gonna get me a 40oz and hang with the homies.

Edited by moorebond82, 12 December 2006 - 02:07 AM.

[Trey]

*Rushes into Moneypenny's Office*
-Moneypenny, you must tell me, what happened on Grey's Anatomy last night?

-Blofeld, two words: GET LAID.

-You would think that having my only two loves die would leave a lifelong impression on my womanizing...

-Dammit, I'm out...and I forgot to keep those balloons from when I wore a clown disguise