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[The Dove]

" I always wanted to have turkey in Turkey! "

[Call Billy Bob]

"Stuffed turkey's head."

[The Dove]

" And what about the mashed potatoes? "

[Call Billy Bob]

"Nick Nack! Gravy!"

[The Dove]

" He was last reported heading towards the grocery store! "

[AMC Hornet]

"You must go there too. I'll alert Sadruddin - our man at Piggly Wiggly - to keep him under surveillance."

[Call Billy Bob]

"He is in the frozen foods section, conveniently located near the fresh produce."

[AMC Hornet]

"If he finds it, charge him."

[The Dove]

" Err..the ham on the list was questionable sir, so I took the liberty of choosing something else.."

[Call Billy Bob]

"There is no year for pork products, 007."

[Bourbon Woman]

"That depends on your definition of safe sausage."

[The Dove]

" You might have even killed had you undercooked the sausage! "

[AMC Hornet]

"Yes, but my cocktail wiener is still dry."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Great sausage conversation, this!"

[AMC Hornet]

(Sorry to temporarily hijack the thread, but on a related topic:

 

When Sir Sean lent his voice to the From Russia With Love game, does anyone else remember his immortal line, upon finding the Bazaar under siege:

"Have they taken hoshtagesh?"

 

I wanted to hear Kerim say:

 

"Sausages?"

"No, hoshtagesh."

"Ostriches?"

"No, dammit! Hoshtagesh!"

"Look, you'd better go back to London and tell them to send somebody who speaks Turkish, or English - I can't understand a word of your language!")

 

Thank you for your indulgence. Now, back to the topic in hand...

 

"Your colleague: such a keen barbecue chef - such a brilliant conversationalist...before he left us."

[Call Billy Bob]

(Sorry to temporarily hijack the thread, but on a related topic:

 

When Sir Sean lent his voice to the From Russia With Love game, does anyone else remember his immortal line, upon finding the Bazaar under siege:

"Have they taken hoshtagesh?"

 

I wanted to hear Kerim say:

 

"Sausages?"

"No, hoshtagesh."

"Ostriches?"

"No, dammit! Hoshtagesh!"

"Look, you'd better go back to London and tell them to send somebody who speaks Turkish, or English - I can't understand a word of your language!")

 

Thank you for your indulgence. Now, back to the topic in hand...

 

"Your colleague: such a keen barbecue chef - such a brilliant conversationalist...before he left us."

Thanks, AMC... I'm now cleaning Diet Coke off my screen. I also remember: "Good morning, Q. How have you been? Bushy inventing thingsh?"

 

 

"I think they were on their way to a fish fry."

[The Dove]

" I know a great Fish n' Chips place in Karachi...We can just make dinner! "

[Call Billy Bob]

"Tell me... does knowing about such fine eating establishments REALLY compensate for not knowing how to cook properly?"

[The Dove]

" I used to work for the Micheline Guide...we kept dossiers on such restaurants.."

[Bourbon Woman]

"It takes more than a few Michelin stars to turn 007 into a cordon bleu." 

[AMC Hornet]

"Nick Nack, I expect you to surpass yourself! He's KFC, you know."

[Call Billy Bob]

"What would a foreign minister like Kananga want with an American fast food chain?"

[Bourbon Woman]

"When one visits the food court, one should delve deeply into its treasures."

[AMC Hornet]

"If you'll forgive me, that's a little too scented for my tray."

[Call Billy Bob]

"On the contrary Mr. Bond... I think you'll find those French fries quite delicious."

[Bourbon Woman]

"Every fry brought from France." 

[The Dove]

" ...but the French government refused him an export permit for cheeseburgers."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Fries, burgers, just items on the menu, each as tasty as the other."

[AMC Hornet]

"Which would explain how he could set up a high-stakes poker game at Casino Royale, with cheese."

[The Dove]

" I'm putting you in the game...replacing someone who's playing for Burger King..."