" Renovation's not exactly my specialty..."
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#2371
Posted 03 October 2014 - 06:42 PM
#2372
Posted 03 October 2014 - 06:57 PM
"Orders from the Security Council: renovate Atlantis - fast."
#2373
Posted 03 October 2014 - 07:00 PM
"Current price: 300 million dollars to fix."
#2374
Posted 06 October 2014 - 04:47 AM
#2375
Posted 06 October 2014 - 09:47 PM
"It looks like we need the money."
#2376
Posted 07 October 2014 - 01:22 AM
"Something you'd better understand, amigo: curb appeal is more...important to me than money."
#2377
Posted 07 October 2014 - 06:04 AM
"My friend, you should be a landscaper."
#2378
Posted 07 October 2014 - 03:27 PM
#2379
Posted 09 October 2014 - 03:24 PM
"I want you to find me a new rose bush. Find out who's selling it, where to place it in my yard and plant it."
#2380
Posted 10 October 2014 - 03:52 AM
#2381
Posted 10 October 2014 - 07:40 PM
"Moneypenny, you know that there always has been and only ever will be anybody but you."
#2382
Posted 10 October 2014 - 07:44 PM
"Tell whoever that is they're fired!"
#2383
Posted 11 October 2014 - 05:37 PM
#2384
Posted 15 October 2014 - 02:00 PM
"Many people have tried to get me to work for them... unsuccessfully!"
#2385
Posted 15 October 2014 - 02:18 PM
"I'm so glad. You're much too...lazy to be mixed up in anything like this."
#2386
Posted 15 October 2014 - 05:01 PM
" You look very fat, Nash..."
#2387
Posted 15 October 2014 - 05:12 PM
"I think you're an obese, loathsome dinosaur."
#2388
Posted 15 October 2014 - 09:07 PM
"You know what they say about the fattest."
#2389
Posted 16 October 2014 - 03:22 PM
"You sound like a weight loss infomercial."
#2390
Posted 16 October 2014 - 04:41 PM
" Hmm..Maybe I misjudged Stromberg.. Any man who has a copy of Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' To The Oldies" can't be all bad! "
#2391
Posted 16 October 2014 - 06:56 PM
"What do I do to clear the room, whistle 'YMCA'?"
#2392
Posted 16 October 2014 - 06:59 PM
"That's as bad as listening to gangsta rap without getting drunk first."
#2393
Posted 16 October 2014 - 07:06 PM
"I'd much rather smoke hookah."
#2394
Posted 17 October 2014 - 05:01 PM
" Anytime you want to drop by and listen to my Snoop Dogg collection..."
#2395
Posted 17 October 2014 - 05:56 PM
"I never joke about my music, 007."
#2396
Posted 17 October 2014 - 08:02 PM
"That's a charmless tune."
#2397
Posted 18 October 2014 - 12:38 PM
"Tunes is for tombstones."
#2398
Posted 19 October 2014 - 05:28 AM
"Which composer's funeral is it?"
#2399
Posted 20 October 2014 - 04:44 PM
" Liszt, Franz Liszt..."
#2400
Posted 20 October 2014 - 07:36 PM
"I don't know any Liszt jokes."