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#2371 The Dove

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 06:42 PM

" Renovation's not exactly my specialty..."



#2372 AMC Hornet

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 06:57 PM

"Orders from the Security Council: renovate Atlantis - fast."



#2373 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 07:00 PM

"Current price: 300 million dollars to fix."



#2374 The Dove

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Posted 06 October 2014 - 04:47 AM

" Dame can't pay the mortgage! "

#2375 seawolfnyy

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Posted 06 October 2014 - 09:47 PM

"It looks like we need the money."



#2376 AMC Hornet

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Posted 07 October 2014 - 01:22 AM

"Something you'd better understand, amigo: curb appeal is more...important to me than money."



#2377 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 07 October 2014 - 06:04 AM

"My friend, you should be a landscaper."



#2378 The Dove

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Posted 07 October 2014 - 03:27 PM

" Horticulturalist..Wow...now there's a mouthful! "

#2379 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 09 October 2014 - 03:24 PM

"I want you to find me a new rose bush. Find out who's selling it, where to place it in my yard and plant it."



#2380 The Dove

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 03:52 AM

" Why do you think I sent you 3 dozen YELLOW roses? "

#2381 seawolfnyy

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 07:40 PM

"Moneypenny, you know that there always has been and only ever will be anybody but you."



#2382 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 07:44 PM

"Tell whoever that is they're fired!"



#2383 The Dove

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Posted 11 October 2014 - 05:37 PM

" I am offering you employment...you will start immediately! "

#2384 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 02:00 PM

"Many people have tried to get me to work for them... unsuccessfully!"



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Posted 15 October 2014 - 02:18 PM

"I'm so glad. You're much too...lazy to be mixed up in anything like this."



#2386 The Dove

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 05:01 PM

" You look very fat, Nash..."



#2387 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 05:12 PM

"I think you're an obese, loathsome dinosaur."



#2388 seawolfnyy

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 09:07 PM

"You know what they say about the fattest."



#2389 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 16 October 2014 - 03:22 PM

"You sound like a weight loss infomercial."



#2390 The Dove

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Posted 16 October 2014 - 04:41 PM

" Hmm..Maybe I misjudged Stromberg.. Any man who has a copy of Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' To The Oldies" can't be all bad! "



#2391 AMC Hornet

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Posted 16 October 2014 - 06:56 PM

"What do I do to clear the room, whistle 'YMCA'?"



#2392 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 16 October 2014 - 06:59 PM

"That's as bad as listening to gangsta rap without getting drunk first."



#2393 seawolfnyy

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Posted 16 October 2014 - 07:06 PM

"I'd much rather smoke hookah."



#2394 The Dove

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Posted 17 October 2014 - 05:01 PM

" Anytime you want to drop by and listen to my Snoop Dogg collection..."



#2395 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 17 October 2014 - 05:56 PM

"I never joke about my music, 007."



#2396 AMC Hornet

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Posted 17 October 2014 - 08:02 PM

"That's a charmless tune."



#2397 seawolfnyy

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Posted 18 October 2014 - 12:38 PM

"Tunes is for tombstones."



#2398 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 19 October 2014 - 05:28 AM

"Which composer's funeral is it?"



#2399 The Dove

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Posted 20 October 2014 - 04:44 PM

" Liszt, Franz Liszt..."



#2400 seawolfnyy

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Posted 20 October 2014 - 07:36 PM

"I don't know any Liszt jokes."