[mra]In the spirit of The Great James Bond Quote Conversation, I bring you:
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
Here are the rules...
1) You must improperly recite some quote from a Bond movie.
2) Try hard not to use a quote that somebody already used.
3) Try to use a misquote that follows the
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
Started by
Mister Asterix
, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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#1
Mister Asterix
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 04:02 PM
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 04:09 PM
Try to be a little less than your hungry self, 007.
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 05:16 PM
LOL!! nice one Mr. Asterix.. lets try this one.
" You expect me to walk? " " No Mr. Bond. I expect you to fly!!! "
" You expect me to walk? " " No Mr. Bond. I expect you to fly!!! "
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Mister Asterix
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 05:34 PM
Plenty of time to sleep when you fly.
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:05 PM
Interesting, I like it.
"Where are we flying?"
"Where are we flying?"
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:14 PM
"Jond, Bames Jond."
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:20 PM
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Gabe Vieira
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 07:58 PM
"I
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Qwerty
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 08:01 PM
"Stilts will get you nowhere, but don't stop trying."
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 08:02 PM
"I’ve never met the man, but I know he’s a Heinz Cossack."
That's a good one
"This is Miss Penelope Smallbush.. my new assistant."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 01:48 AM
"Own up, double-oh seven!"
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 01:54 AM
"What's the number?"
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:05 AM
"I'm sorry, Phoenix, but you were about to say trouble for seven."
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Qwerty
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:07 AM
"Shoot it down, please."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:13 AM
"One mullet against my tricks?"
(Gonna go for something else instead of 'tricks', but this is a family site after all.
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(Gonna go for something else instead of 'tricks', but this is a family site after all.
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:19 AM
Wise choice.
"Wait 'til you get to my mullet."
"Wait 'til you get to my mullet."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:20 AM
Wise choice.
"Wait 'til you get to my mullet."
"Wait 'til you get to my mullet."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:31 AM
"Mr. Bond, mullets do not kill. It is the Ginger that is the bigger."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:36 AM
"exactly. I'm now aiming at your loins, so speak or forever hold your crease"!.
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:42 AM
"So you've lived to pie another gay?"
Edited by 00-FAN008, 28 October 2004 - 02:43 AM.
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:44 AM
"Have some of my pie."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:46 AM
"Yoo-
"
(Originally 'Phoo-yuk' from The Man With The Golden Gun)
"(Originally 'Phoo-yuk' from The Man With The Golden Gun)
Edited by 00-FAN008, 28 October 2004 - 02:49 AM.
#23
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:47 AM
"I'd be horrifed to."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:49 AM
"Get your clothes on, and I'll buy you a nice green comb."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:03 AM
"You're too cold."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:12 AM
"Really? well do bother showing me the rest, if I get lost I won't take a cab."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:16 AM
"Clothing line, James! Last shawl!"
"Fly me a kite!"
"Fly me a kite!"
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:29 AM
"I intend to, silly clown."
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 09:47 AM
"There's know clues, like sad clues!"
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:03 PM
I admire your hairpiece, Mr?