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[Call Billy Bob]

"As you know, the game is Mouse Trap. Four plastic mice, one complicated trap."

[Bourbon Woman]

"Setting off the crazy contraption would wipe out any trace of the zany action." 

[The Dove]

" No, I'm feeling child-like and zany...Let's play Hungry-Hungry Hippos..."

[Call Billy Bob]

"No, no, no! No more board games. Take me to Disneyland."

[AMC Hornet]

"Epcott is closer."

[The Dove]

" Are you sure this is the way to Epcott Center?? "

[Call Billy Bob]

"Why don't we hop on Space Mountain and discuss it?"

[The Dove]

" It's become distinctly chilly since Adventure Land..."

[AMC Hornet]

"There must be four million EuroDisney tickets in this case."

[Bourbon Woman]

"Our man Goofy will contact you there."

Edited by Bourbon Woman, 21 September 2014 - 12:39 AM.

[Call Billy Bob]

"Walt thinks someone's stockpiling."

[thecasinoroyale]

"The job is done, and the bitch is alive."

[Call Billy Bob]

"That's NOT putting it mildly, 007!"

[The Dove]

" Your sense of humor absolutely sways me, Commander..."

[Pussfeller]

"I am only a humble emcee in the service of the Friars Club."

[Call Billy Bob]

"We're not an amateur variety show, 007!"

[Bourbon Woman]

"You've never been to the Borscht Belt, have you?" 

[The Dove]

" I was the barman there for seven years.."

[Call Billy Bob]

"How do you kill seven years in a bar if you don't make martinis?"

[The Dove]

" Effective immediately, your licence to mix drinks is revoked..and I require you to hand over your martini shaker...NOW! "

[Call Billy Bob]

"If I fail to serve during happy hour, 008 replaces me!"

[The Dove]

" I know him!! He's a bartender from the Luxor in Vegas! "

[AMC Hornet]

"I hear the hotel Excalibur is quite comfortable."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Oh yeah? What are you, the hotel manager?"

[The Dove]

" No, I'm just a humble bellhop in the service of the Bellagio.."

[AMC Hornet]

"Whereas if you displease me, I can promise you a very different piece of real estate."

[Call Billy Bob]

"I bought a house for $200,000. The same $200,000 you gave me."

[AMC Hornet]

"Sounds quite unreasonable."

[Bourbon Woman]

"It can be, I think the expression is, flipped." 

[Call Billy Bob]

"You are quite right, Mr. Bond. The house is worth more to me after I renovate it."