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The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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Mister Asterix
, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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Posted 04 June 2014 - 11:36 PM
"Then you can let me in on a little secret - how is it the Naked Gun series succeeds with screenplays other producers think inferior?"
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 07:15 PM
" Favors called in...Some rewrites spread about.."
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 01:55 AM
I'm a good judge of spoofs. Naked Gun have what the Geeks call "nuts" - balls!
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 05:46 PM
"Now the whole is gonnna know that you died scratching my nuts!"
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 06:04 PM
"There's a very useful four-letter word - and your nuts are full of it."
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Posted 12 June 2014 - 06:12 PM
"Salt, Q ??"
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 06:20 AM
Welcome to my nutty family.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 02:28 PM
"Stop it! Are you nuts?!"
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 03:10 PM
" No, I'm just a humble librarian in the service of the Drax corporation.."
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 10:00 PM
"Has MI6 run out of library cards?"
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Posted 19 June 2014 - 04:43 PM
" Effective immediately, your licence to check out library items is revoked, and I require you to hand over those books...now! "
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Posted 19 June 2014 - 06:55 PM
"If you can't trust a library card owner, then what's the world come to?"
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Posted 21 June 2014 - 06:26 PM
The Disco Volante. If the books aren't aboard, they soon will be.
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Posted 22 June 2014 - 02:37 AM
"And you're not the type to turn the other page. Now where are the books?"
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Posted 23 June 2014 - 04:27 PM
" Elementary school, Dr. Leiter! "
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Posted 23 June 2014 - 06:55 PM
"There are many things about Mr Bond one does not know. It would be interesting to attend remedial school, perhaps."
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Posted 23 June 2014 - 07:05 PM
I studied at Clown College.
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Posted 24 June 2014 - 06:20 PM
" Sorry...I'll squirt the camera first next time! "
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Posted 02 July 2014 - 04:37 PM
Funny-looking shoes. A sale?
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 04:13 PM
" *gasp* From Foot Locker...a godsend!! "
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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:45 PM
(hmm..this seems to have come to a halt.. I'll restart it with a new quote.."
" Do you know so far we've managed to locate 439 Dunkin Donuts...Heaven only knows at which one Kristatos is buying his coffee and donuts! "
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:17 PM
"I might as well ask you if all those delicious jelly-filled delights ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed..."
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:26 PM
" I prefer apple fritters..."
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:36 PM
"You're not here to think! You're here to eat the pastries!"
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Posted 31 August 2014 - 01:02 AM
"For such a grand meal, I'd have expected a cruller."
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Posted 31 August 2014 - 05:25 AM
"A dish like that is worth five thousand pounds."
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Posted 31 August 2014 - 06:26 AM
"Three - none that include gravy."