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[ChrissBond007]

''I want you to find that sim card, find out where she took it, what she plans to do with it and stop it. And if you should come across Ourumov, guilty or not, I don't want you running of some kind of vendetta. Beating him up will not bring your internet access back,.'

[Bourbon Woman]

"What do you know about the internet? Did you ever see a Carlton dance?"

[The Dove]

" Say...you've seen Fresh Prince of Bel Air before! "

[Bourbon Woman]

"Our economy needs investors like Uncle Phil."

[The Dove]

" Jazzy Jeff's been playing blackjack with Uncle Phil's funds?? He's not going to be too happy when he finds out its gone!! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"Oh Geoffrey, would you mind? Carlton is still doing his dance and we've got to cut this cake.."

[The Dove]

" This is a disgusting cake...how dare you serve me chocolate cake with bubble gum flavored icing?? "

[S K Y F A L L]

"You should be more concerned about getting out of here without any face paint."

[The Dove]

" The suspect's wearing some KISS make-up...OVER!! "

[S K Y F A L L]

 Well, actually, captain, I'm with the band KISS. The name is Simmons, Gene Simmons.

[ChrissBond007]

''It would be my proudest moment if I could sing something with you, Mr. Simmons.''

[The Dove]

" Well if you forgive me I find him to be a little too annoying for my palate...I prefer to jam with Nikki Sixx..."

[Bourbon Woman]

"Mr Stromberg prefers not to rock out." 

[ChrissBond007]

''One of these days you guys are gonna learn just to rock out. Come on, the concert is over there.''

[S K Y F A L L]

"What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn glow stick."

[The Dove]

" I'm sorry sir, this concert ticket is bogus...Do you have another ticket?? "

[thecasinoroyale]

"We have no ticket to declare!"

[The Dove]

" Without the ticket you can't get the free CD and T-shirt..."

[S K Y F A L L]

Oh, a CD and t-shirt. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a ticket.

[The Dove]

" Who's got the last T-shirt ??...Tell me...WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?? "

[S K Y F A L L]

Hi there. Allow me to introduce myself. Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth.

[The Dove]

" Granted...but the fact that you are of British heritage doesn't necessarily make you the reigning Queen.."

[S K Y F A L L]

 And they say commonwealth don't know how to have fun.

[The Dove]

" If you're free tomorrow, why don't we go pub-crawling?? "

[S K Y F A L L]

What can I offer you? Shots? Drinks? Vodka martini?

[The Dove]

" Wait....3 measures of vanilla vodka, 2 of peppermint schnapps, half a measure of white cacao, shake it over ice and add a mini candy cane.."

 

(One of my favorite holiday drinks by the way! )

[S K Y F A L L]

Duff Man is giving the lecture, Santa.

[The Dove]

" Effective immediately, your license to brew beer is revoked...and I require you to hand over your keg pump...now! "

[S K Y F A L L]

I don't give a S*** about the license! We've got $500 million in the case, and 20 tonnes of Duff pure IN THE TANKERS! Now GO HELP THE CLIPPERS!

[The Dove]

" S#&t!! It's Chris Paul...he's bad news...he used to be with the New Orleans Hornets before they traded him. "