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[ChrissBond007]

''You're too late, Bond. Our truck is already at the beach. In four minutes, the ice creams can be bought.''

[The Dove]

" Good luck out there on the beach....and please return with the ice cream unmelted.."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Glad I insisted you brought that sun block."

[AMC Hornet]

"I'm happiest - in the shade."

[Bourbon Woman]

"Beach volleyball is not yet the national game of Korea, eh?" 

[ChrissBond007]

"Every man has his passion. Mine is beach volleyball."

[The Dove]

" I didn't know you were such a beach volleyball lover, James...Anytime you want to drop by and see my Kerri Walsh Jennings autograph..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"It's all so boring here, Margo - there's nothing but playboys and volleyball pros."

[AMC Hornet]

"Are you buying or selling...volleyballs?!"

[S K Y F A L L]

"Volleyballs, Q?"

[Bourbon Woman]

"The NCAA swear by them." 

[ChrissBond007]

''As one sportsman to another, I'll make you a proposition. You can have that volleyball gratis if you win this match.''

[S K Y F A L L]

"Really? Well, there's only one small problem. We have no regulation nets."

[AMC Hornet]

"We've lost him. He has the volleyball. They're somewhere under the non-regulation nets."

[The Dove]

" Sir, that volleyball is set to explode at 3:45...that's 90 seconds from now!!! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"There's a saying in England: When there's a bomb, cut the red wire."

[ChrissBond007]

''Never argue with a volleyball coach. They're always right.''

[AMC Hornet]

"What the hell are you doing here, Wilson?"

[The Dove]

" He plays volleyball most afternoons here in the hotel courtyard.."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Hey, NOW I see it. It's another courtyard! I repeat: it's ANOTHER COURTYARD!"

[The Dove]

" What do they teach in that courtyard?? Badminton?? "

[seawolfnyy]

"Something we're making for the Americans. It's called a raquet."

[S K Y F A L L]

" I think we're having a bit of trouble with the wifi, Madam..."

[Bourbon Woman]

"You call my brother-in-law Billy Bob. He's got the fastest internet on the whole damn river!"  

[The Dove]

" No connection....the modem has jammed!! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"Your bandwidth is running out, Stromberg!"

[seawolfnyy]

"Then I shall use host's privilege and use your lucky portable sim card."

[The Dove]

" You don't just walk in and ask for the sim card....you need the secret password! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"I give up. I know the sin card is in the phone, but where?"

[The Dove]

" She took her cell phone...She must have known I'd check it for the sim card.."