"I used to look in the papers every day for sales."
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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Mister Asterix
, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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Posted 24 March 2014 - 03:53 AM
" Apples, watermelon, peaches, and enough bananas to make a large fruit salad.....my coupons? "
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Posted 24 March 2014 - 05:25 AM
Fruit salad. Sounds like a French vegetarian.
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Posted 24 March 2014 - 03:47 PM
"Flattery will get you covered in salad dressing, James."
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 12:41 PM
"That's a bottle of Ranch dressing, it would be a pity to waste it."
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 03:20 PM
"Waste it - is that a good diet plan?"
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 04:41 PM
" $5.50 worth of ranch dressing....RUINED!! "
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 05:25 PM
"Yes, well - you get your clothes on, and I'll buy you a cottage cheese."
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 08:18 PM
''You don't seem to understand. You see, I enjoy nude swimming''
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 09:36 PM
"Our organization did not arrange for you to come over from the Russians just for skinny dipping, Number 3."
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 10:45 PM
"Miss Anders! I didn't recognize you without your clothes on."
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 12:23 AM
" You know what I'd like.....a midday swim! "
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 01:12 AM
" It's always a pleasure to see you, nude."
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 01:15 AM
"This time, Mr. Bond, the pleasure is all yours."
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 01:31 AM
''I take pleasure...in naked beauty.''
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 01:35 AM
"Look on, Mr. Bond. A 70-year-old wearing nothing but a G string."
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 02:23 AM
"I have run across similar exhibitions."
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 03:03 AM
"Why did you break up the chicken fight with Jaws?"
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 02:48 PM
" So you live to fry another day....Colonel Sanders! "
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 04:41 PM
"My chicken was always better."
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 05:33 PM
"We're not a poultry club, 007!"
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 06:01 PM
''Always wanted to have turkey with Christmas.''
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 07:51 PM
"Showing a bit more freudian slips today, are we."
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 10:43 PM
"Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in cleavage, I mean California."
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 10:45 PM
"I admire your cleavage, Miss...?"
(I finally got to work that one in!)
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Posted 26 March 2014 - 10:53 PM
"Pam, this is Q, my "uncle and now aunt". Aunt, this is "Miss Kennedy," my "cousin."
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Posted 27 March 2014 - 04:19 PM
" Oh one helpful physical bit is that the real Kennedys are without earlobes..."
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Posted 27 March 2014 - 05:20 PM
"I'm a good judge of character. You have what the Greeks call "elephant wings"
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Posted 27 March 2014 - 09:01 PM
"Wait till you get to my tusks."
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Posted 27 March 2014 - 09:26 PM
"On your feet, General. You're going to stop that ice cream truck."