"Detonite Marmalade. Guaranteed never to satisfy anyone who eats it."
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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Posted 12 March 2014 - 04:41 PM
" Hmm... Royal Blackberry jam....north of the Caspian! "
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Posted 12 March 2014 - 08:33 PM
"It'll take him about 10 seconds to reach us. Plenty of time for a sniper to make Cooper's Vintage Oxford marmalade of him!
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 08:18 AM
"Names is for marmalade jars, baby. Y'all take this honkey out as waste him. Now!"
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 12:31 PM
"Hey man, for twenty jams I'd take you to a Hell's Angel's Breakfast Dinner!"
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 02:26 PM
"I know a good biker bar in Hell's Angels country. We can just make the barfight."
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 04:44 PM
" He used to be with the Mongols before they kicked him out! "
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 09:07 PM
"You made a mistake, my friend. No biker would enter the catina carrying his air motorcycle."
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:20 PM
"I understand Mongols have a very short life expectancy, so your mistake will be short-lived."
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Posted 14 March 2014 - 01:35 AM
"Always."
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Posted 14 March 2014 - 04:32 PM
" You stormed into a bakery!! You violated the one absolutely inviolate rule of international bakeries....and why?? So you could kill a cake decorator!! "
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Posted 14 March 2014 - 09:07 PM
"Well, a man did try to frost me."
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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:36 PM
"He had a yeast-risen opinion of himself."
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Posted 15 March 2014 - 02:00 PM
''This bakery does not tolerate failure!''
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Posted 15 March 2014 - 11:08 PM
"The souffle will have to wait."
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Posted 16 March 2014 - 06:37 AM
" Now let's see what Nick Nack has for us..*lifts cover*..Ahh cinnamon buns!! "
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Posted 16 March 2014 - 04:19 PM
"What else do you call your buns?"
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Posted 16 March 2014 - 11:37 PM
" Mr. Bond, you have what the Greeks call thrasos...cinnamon rolls! "
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 03:06 AM
"What you might call a Mexican bake-off, gentlemen!"
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 07:11 AM
"A duel between bakers... my golden pam against your wax paper."
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Posted 19 March 2014 - 06:05 AM
" Well there is only one small problem..I have no rolling pin..."
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Posted 19 March 2014 - 10:31 PM
"I have to go a supermarket....in the local suburb."
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Posted 19 March 2014 - 11:59 PM
" Buy yourself some decent groceries! "
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Posted 21 March 2014 - 05:49 PM
"Who's got the list? Which grocery store are you working for?
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Posted 21 March 2014 - 06:37 PM
"I get to work with Sam Walton, a decadent CEO of a corrupt, western grocery store."
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Posted 22 March 2014 - 02:35 AM
" M wants you to stop by Safeway and pick up a parcel on your way.."
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Posted 22 March 2014 - 11:12 PM
"Everything for a man going grocery shopping. Elegant shopping cart - guaranteed never to loose a wheel. Tablet grocery list - to be used sparingly, the latest in tablet technology."
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Posted 23 March 2014 - 02:20 AM
"I've always been a fan of shopping technology."
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Posted 23 March 2014 - 03:36 AM
"Let the shop commence!"