Why did you break up the encounter with my pet hornets?
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
Started by
Mister Asterix
, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
2736 replies to this topic
#2252
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 05 May 2014 - 04:10 PM
" You gotta admit though...they seem to have developed a certain attachment to me..*OUCH!! swats away a hornet after being stung* "
#2253
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 06 May 2014 - 09:49 PM
Just what the hell are you trying to do, Salander? Kick The Hornets Nest?
#2254
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 07 May 2014 - 04:41 PM
(nice! 
) " Any cost...ANY...Zalachenko must die! "
#2255
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:12 AM
Consider him torched.
#2256
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 09 May 2014 - 06:04 PM
" ..the world's greatest terrorist running around with a gigantic flame thrower, can't be good! Now, I have to get it back, or somebody's gonna kick my ass! "
#2257
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 09 May 2014 - 08:57 PM
Any hotter, Salander, you'll go supernova.
#2258
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 12 May 2014 - 04:20 PM
" I'm sure Mikael Blomkvist will get a big blast out of this! "
#2259
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 12 May 2014 - 11:57 PM
You must be joking! Blomkvist on an island populated exclusively by Vangers?
#2260
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 15 May 2014 - 04:38 PM
" Moneypenny, take this release.." Hans-Erik Wennerström is missing, presumed drowned, while on a cruise aboard his luxury yacht in the South China Sea. At present, Millennium magazine believes the industrial billionaire committed suicide.." "
#2261
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 15 May 2014 - 10:54 PM
I used to look in the papers every day for your headlines.
#2262
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 19 May 2014 - 04:30 PM
" MI6 HIRES UNARMED PRISONER "
#2263
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 19 May 2014 - 07:49 PM
MI6 hires an ex con with no arms? Why? To what end?
#2264
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 20 May 2014 - 04:15 PM
" Some of the best MI6 agents are ex-cons..."
#2265
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 21 May 2014 - 01:12 AM
One tires of being arrested.
#2266
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 21 May 2014 - 07:33 PM
" Looks like your friends have bailed......you out of jail! "
#2267
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 22 May 2014 - 01:52 AM
(After rolling 10 with the dice in a game of Monopoly) Free Parking. Fancy that!
#2268
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 22 May 2014 - 04:41 PM
" Q, park the Rolls round the back of the hotel.."
#2269
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 23 May 2014 - 02:04 AM
Surely, sir, there's no need to involve our section on a relatively simple parking matter.
#2270
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 23 May 2014 - 04:13 PM
" It's surprisingly difficult to parallel park, but with practice..."
#2271
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 24 May 2014 - 06:21 PM
Where did you learn to park like that? Cooking school?
#2272
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 24 May 2014 - 09:05 PM
" You were expelled from culinary school for cheating! "
#2273
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 27 May 2014 - 03:56 AM
If that's his chicken, I'm Colonal Sanders.
#2274
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:33 PM
" So you live to fry another chicken breast....Colonel ! "
#2275
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:30 AM
Good one!
Nick Nack, Spicy Mayo!
#2276
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 28 May 2014 - 04:35 PM
" Send it to suite 423 with potato wedges and biscuits for two.."
#2277
ChrissBond007
-
- Veterans
-
- 1552 posts
Lt. Commander
- Location:Greece / The Netherlands
Posted 30 May 2014 - 07:40 PM
''Potato wedges with biscuits. Well, that should've told me something.''
#2278
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:32 PM
" Do you know much about side dishes, Mr. Bond? "
#2279
S K Y F A L L
-
- Veterans
-
- 6889 posts
Commander
- Location:CANADA
Posted 04 June 2014 - 01:33 AM
Yes. I also know a little about spoofs.
#2280
The Dove
-
- Veterans
-
- 16671 posts
Commander
- Location:Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posted 04 June 2014 - 06:04 PM
" What can you tell me about the Scary Movie series? "