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#1861 AMC Hornet

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:03 PM

"Designed by Q, no doubt. One of them's a Viagra pill, I suppose."



#1862 The Dove

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 04:08 PM

" Those same pills now yield death..."



#1863 AMC Hornet

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:13 PM

"Well, we all get our jollies from one pill or another."



#1864 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 10:23 AM

" If God had wanted man to die..."



#1865 The Dove

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 04:44 PM

" I think I should report Sir, that God does NOT have a contract out on me... He couldn't have missed me tonight. Instead he hit some chap coming out of the club.. I got quite a shock when I saw who it was! "



#1866 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 07:23 PM

"Forgive me, Father, for I must not have sinned."



#1867 AMC Hornet

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 08:26 PM

"Need I remind you, that you have a licence to kill - not to break the other nine Commandments."



#1868 volante

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Posted 27 July 2013 - 08:33 AM

"I don't think the dead care about vegetables"



#1869 The Dove

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 03:02 AM

" Cucumbers, James...Every one of them! "



#1870 AMC Hornet

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 04:08 AM

"Now - if I place it on the micro-comparator and compare it with the salsa chip Bond recovered from the body of 003 in Siberia..."



#1871 The Dove

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 04:55 PM

"Russian salsa, well done!! "



#1872 seawolfnyy

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Posted 01 August 2013 - 09:37 PM

"Ick, russian salsa!"



#1873 AMC Hornet

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 04:45 AM

"In the meantime, how do you kill five hours in Rio, if you don't salsa?"



#1874 The Dove

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 07:18 PM

" Why don't you play the conga drums ? "



#1875 AMC Hornet

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:16 PM

"Take my car. I'll play a little Calypso. Send my driver back for me."



#1876 The Dove

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 03:13 PM

" ..and you must be the bass player's replacement. Welcome Mr. Beech...or is that Bond? I'm a little confused.."

#1877 AMC Hornet

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 04:20 PM

"If we don't get  that plutonium back, someone's gonna have my brass."



#1878 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 09:14 PM

"The world knows we are a plutonium-loving band."



#1879 Walecs

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:52 PM

"The world is not enough."



#1880 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:03 PM

"Thank you, Q, but this time I've got the instruments and I know how to play them."



#1881 AMC Hornet

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:33 PM

"That's a charming tune. You do take Monopoly money?"



#1882 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 12:09 AM

"Standard CIA currency. And the CIA place you on New York Avenue, correct?"



#1883 The Dove

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:45 AM

" You leave the Port Royale road out of Kingston..then pass Go and collect $200..."



#1884 seawolfnyy

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 08:56 PM

"Put this on and make sure you wear the psychic paper."



#1885 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 01:09 AM

"Kara, we're inside a gaint shoe in the middle of a live sized Monopoly board."



#1886 seawolfnyy

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 05:16 AM

"It's up in the hills, just after we pass the Short Line Railroad."



#1887 The Dove

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:21 PM

" He was last reported heading towards Marvin Gardens..."



#1888 seawolfnyy

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 06:35 AM

"Where the moonlight on the Boardwalk is irresistable."



#1889 The Dove

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:05 PM

" Carlos and Wilmsberg...they are very big importers in Rio.. They have a warehouse on Baltic Avenue.."



#1890 ChrissBond007

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 06:37 PM

"Local cops got a tip about a warehouse last night. Turned up 500 monopoly dollars, couple of dice and a little bit of piece of what used to be Carlos."

Edited by ChrissBond007, 20 August 2013 - 06:43 PM.