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[AMC Hornet]

"Hey Quarrel, who the smurf lives up there?"

[The Dove]

" In the Smurf underworld, he is know as Gargamel....a very sick joke! "

[S K Y F A L L]

" You know your history, Mr. Bond. At the end of the war, they surrendered to the British, thinking they would help in waging war against the Smurfs. But, the British betrayed them, sent them back to Papa Smurf, who promptly had them all shot. Women, children, entire families."

[seawolfnyy]

"It's not too late. 8 million smurfs need not die."

[AMC Hornet]

"American smurfs kill that many every two years."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I used to look in the papers every day for a smurfs genocide."

[seawolfnyy]

"Okay Stromberg, you've made your point. How many smurf berries do you want?"

[AMC Hornet]

" A container will be dropped off the coast of Burma in the Mergui Archipelago...It will hold blue-white flawless smurf berries between three and eight carats. Total value to be not less than 100 million pounds, present market price."

[seawolfnyy]

"Who are you? You're not a cop and you're not Papa Smurf."

[ChrissBond007]

"Well actually, captain, I'm with The Walt Disney Company. The name is Duck, Donald Duck."

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[S K Y F A L L]

Yes. Well, you get your PANTS on... and I'll buy you an ice cream.

[The Dove]

" No clothes...The wardrobe is empty!! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"The world knows we are a pants-loving people."

[The Dove]

" Well there is only one small problem...I have no blue jeans..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I tend to notice little things like that - whether a duck is in blue pants or no pants."

[seawolfnyy]

"I trusted you, Dove."

[The Dove]

" Knowing who to trust is everything here at CBN... "

[seawolfnyy]

"When you are up to your ankles, you will beg to take off that Red Sox hat. When you are up to your knees, you will kiss my ass to be a Yankee fan."

[The Dove]

" I'd rather die in prison than become a Yankees fan..."

[seawolfnyy]

"Have you seen my piranha fish? They can strip a non-Yankee fan to the bone in 30 seconds."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time doing 'the wave'."

[The Dove]

" That's why I'll get the gold medal...Wave control! "

[S K Y F A L L]

" A duel between titans... my Toronto Blue Jays against your New York Yankees."

[AMC Hornet]

"After the Blue Jays and Yankees have annihilated each other, we will see a new power rise in the major leagues."

[seawolfnyy]

"Alright Alex Rodriguez, you've made your point. How much do you want?"

[S K Y F A L L]

" I'm happiest dressed as the mascot.".

[The Dove]

" As I was saying Quarrel, a lousy mascot but the compensations speak for themselves! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of Energizer Bunnies?"

[Double-0-7]

"Orphans make the best pizzas."

[The Dove]

" The mushroom pizza looks terribly interesting! "