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#1981 The Dove

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:32 PM

" It seems Mr. Zao has lost himself in the chocolate factory...If you find him, say goodby from us! "



#1982 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:44 AM

"That's a Swiss chocolate Tolberone bar, it would be a pity to break it"



#1983 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:27 AM

"All my life I've been in love with its color, its brillance, its divine tastiness."



#1984 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:32 AM

"That Toblerone will never leave this room."



#1985 AMC Hornet

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:26 PM

"In order to make a more perfect union, Sweet-Tart."



#1986 The Dove

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:26 PM

" You know I haven't even given you an Almond Joy yet ?? "



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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:35 AM

"Malt balls, Q?"



#1988 ChrissBond007

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:38 AM

''You should give up snacking.''



#1989 The Dove

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 05:09 PM

" Alright..change of tact...have some of my Budweiser..."



#1990 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 12:50 AM

"The bubbles tickle my... taste buds!"



#1991 AMC Hornet

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 01:16 AM

``Not what I want to get drunk on tonight.``



#1992 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:07 AM

"We have all the booze in the world.



#1993 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 07:42 AM

"For your liver only."



#1994 AMC Hornet

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 11:08 PM

"I prefer the Alka-Seltzer, myself."



#1995 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 12:05 AM

"He's an imposter. Doctor Arkov does't have a six foot three mustache."



#1996 The Dove

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:15 AM

" You hate close shaves, don't you? "

#1997 ChrissBond007

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 03:32 PM

''I've...always tried to keep my beard at arm's length myself.''


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#1998 AMC Hornet

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 04:19 PM

"Why not just dye the parts that don't show?"



#1999 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 01:09 AM

"I see you've met my friends Dumb and Dumber."



#2000 The Dove

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 04:30 AM

" Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum couldn't make it tonight.."



#2001 AMC Hornet

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 04:39 AM

"Humpty Dumpty doesn't trust banks."



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Posted 30 November 2013 - 07:40 AM

"Would you settle for a mattress?"
 



#2003 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 02:39 PM

"What I sleep on is on the specific orders of my chiropractor."



#2004 AMC Hornet

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 03:05 PM

"Where's your chiropractor now?!"



#2005 The Dove

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 11:45 PM

" The taxi driver told me where the chiropractor's office was..."



#2006 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 07:41 AM

"Who are you going to believe--the taxi driver or me?"
 



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Posted 01 December 2013 - 06:41 PM

"I saw you in the taxi - you're working with them!"



#2008 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 10:45 PM

"Taxi to dispatch, they know it's us! The FRONT is OPENING UP! I REPEAT: THE FRONT IS OPENING UP! They aren't paying the fare..."



#2009 AMC Hornet

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 01:01 AM

"Man, for twenty bucks, I'd take you to a space capsule hijacking!"



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Posted 02 December 2013 - 07:32 AM

"You're a bloody parasite!"