" It seems Mr. Zao has lost himself in the chocolate factory...If you find him, say goodby from us! "
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#1981
Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:32 PM
#1982
Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:44 AM
"That's a Swiss chocolate Tolberone bar, it would be a pity to break it"
#1983
Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:27 AM
"All my life I've been in love with its color, its brillance, its divine tastiness."
#1984
Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:32 AM
"That Toblerone will never leave this room."
#1985
Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:26 PM
"In order to make a more perfect union, Sweet-Tart."
#1986
Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:26 PM
" You know I haven't even given you an Almond Joy yet ?? "
#1987
Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:35 AM
"Malt balls, Q?"
#1988
Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:38 AM
''You should give up snacking.''
#1989
Posted 27 November 2013 - 05:09 PM
" Alright..change of tact...have some of my Budweiser..."
#1990
Posted 28 November 2013 - 12:50 AM
"The bubbles tickle my... taste buds!"
#1991
Posted 28 November 2013 - 01:16 AM
``Not what I want to get drunk on tonight.``
#1992
Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:07 AM
"We have all the booze in the world.
#1993
Posted 28 November 2013 - 07:42 AM
"For your liver only."
#1994
Posted 28 November 2013 - 11:08 PM
"I prefer the Alka-Seltzer, myself."
#1995
Posted 29 November 2013 - 12:05 AM
"He's an imposter. Doctor Arkov does't have a six foot three mustache."
#1996
Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:15 AM
#1997
Posted 29 November 2013 - 03:32 PM
''I've...always tried to keep my beard at arm's length myself.''
Edited by ChrissBond007, 29 November 2013 - 03:32 PM.
#1998
Posted 29 November 2013 - 04:19 PM
"Why not just dye the parts that don't show?"
#1999
Posted 30 November 2013 - 01:09 AM
"I see you've met my friends Dumb and Dumber."
#2000
Posted 30 November 2013 - 04:30 AM
" Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum couldn't make it tonight.."
#2001
Posted 30 November 2013 - 04:39 AM
"Humpty Dumpty doesn't trust banks."
#2002
Posted 30 November 2013 - 07:40 AM
"Would you settle for a mattress?"
#2003
Posted 30 November 2013 - 02:39 PM
"What I sleep on is on the specific orders of my chiropractor."
#2004
Posted 30 November 2013 - 03:05 PM
"Where's your chiropractor now?!"
#2005
Posted 30 November 2013 - 11:45 PM
" The taxi driver told me where the chiropractor's office was..."
#2006
Posted 01 December 2013 - 07:41 AM
"Who are you going to believe--the taxi driver or me?"
#2007
Posted 01 December 2013 - 06:41 PM
"I saw you in the taxi - you're working with them!"
#2008
Posted 01 December 2013 - 10:45 PM
"Taxi to dispatch, they know it's us! The FRONT is OPENING UP! I REPEAT: THE FRONT IS OPENING UP! They aren't paying the fare..."
#2009
Posted 02 December 2013 - 01:01 AM
"Man, for twenty bucks, I'd take you to a space capsule hijacking!"
#2010
Posted 02 December 2013 - 07:32 AM
"You're a bloody parasite!"