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[AMC Hornet]

"We've set up an air screen so tight only a mosquito could get through."

[The Dove]

" Disappeared???.....What happened to the mosquito??..."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"She just dropped in for a quick bite."

[seawolfnyy]

"Mosquito, my ass. I know a vampire bite when I see one."

[The Dove]

" I'm afraid I've never had much to do with vampires..."

[ChrissBond007]

''This Dracula, I've never met the man, but I he heard he's a vampire

[AMC Hornet]

"He always did like that coffin full of Transylvanian soil - put him in it."

[seawolfnyy]

"You only need one stake. Make it count."

[The Dove]

" Stuff my orders....I only kill vampires from the Twilight series! "

[ChrissBond007]

''I'll recall 008 from Hongkong. He can do it. He doesn't know Dracula.''

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Alright, you've made me mad."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Tell me, does sucking blood and wearing a cape really compensate for having no hands?"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"You know, I really missed your irritating personality."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Irritating improvisation is the secret of being annoying."

[AMC Hornet]

"Yes, well - you get your clothes on, and I'll buy you a clove or garlic."

[The Dove]

" Tell me Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of garlic? "

[AMC Hornet]

"I always try to keep it at a pitchfork's length, myself."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I'm a good judge of circus folk. You have what the clowns call "bozo" - good facing painting!"

[The Dove]

" Hello Felix?...Get over here right away.....the clown's dead...and he's covered in paint....white paint! "

[ChrissBond007]

''White? All over?''

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Albinos James, every one."

[The Dove]

" You must give me the name of your cosmetic surgeon..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Your nose, Q, it's a banana."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"It's the right size, for a rhino that is."

[AMC Hornet]

"20.003 grams, which leads us to deduce that it came from a 4.2mm nostril."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"It can deliver a sneeze like a brick through a plate-glass window."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Now, a typical handkerchief... male, size 34 beach, towel edition."

[The Dove]

" He was last reported heading towards the beach! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"I came prepared for a warm reception." 

[Double-Oh Agent]

"You put your Hawaiian shirt on and I'll buy you an ice cream."