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[The Dove]

" Vanilla ice cream....chocolate dipped, NO sprinkles! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"Did you ever think of getting nuts instead, boy?"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I prefer chocolate bars myself."

[The Dove]

" Cadbury's...if it's a Fruit & Nut, you were expecting me! "

[Double-Oh Agent]

"You know what they say about the hungriest."

[S K Y F A L L]

"If you can't trust a Swiss chocolate, then what's the world come to?"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Harrod's, a department store."

[AMC Hornet]

"Well gentlemen, now that the moment has come to bid you farewell, I congratulate both you, Fortnum, and you, Mason, on your brilliant work in the development of the parcel tracking system."

[The Dove]

" We're changing vehicles...the trouble with Fed-Ex vans is that they have trackers! "

[AMC Hornet]

"Follow that Purolator!"

[S K Y F A L L]

"I stole the packages to that truck two days ago."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"There's no news like old news."

 

[S K Y F A L L]

"We've been hearing rumors about the Roswell New Mexico crash of 47. What's the big secret?"

[The Dove]

" Are you suggesting the flying saucer was hijacked mid-air, sir?? "

[seawolfnyy]

"I'm simply trying to do the right thing and return the UFO to it's rightful owner."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Oh look, J.W.! I just got to have me one of those cute little martians."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"For you ma'am, twenty baht."

[AMC Hornet]

"l'd heard the price of aliens was going up, but isn't that a little high?"

[S K Y F A L L]

"Hey man, for twenty baht I'd take you to a Alien cookout!"

[AMC Hornet]

"Where can you find your man, m'sieur Scaramanga? Your little green man? There is something we haven't had before...I wonder where he can be?"

[The Dove]

" A UFO and a bag of peanuts...how original! "

[AMC Hornet]

"No, no, no! No more foreplay. Take me to your leader."

[seawolfnyy]

"No matter what you do, I'm never taking you to the Eye of Sauron, which means that the Dwarves are going to cut you into little pieces while you're still breathing."

[Bourbon Woman]

"Better than letting a handful of old men in Mordor bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks!" 

[S K Y F A L L]

"That look like a dozen dwarfs stuck in the Sheriff's car there, Eddie?"

[The Dove]

" Dwarves, Orcs, Men, Elves....I don't discriminate.."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I see you're up to your usual high standards."

[The Dove]

" On specific instructions and with the compiments of Mr. Ronald McDonald...Chicken McNuggets with Bar-B-Q dipping sauce, french fries, and for dessert, the piece de la resistance.....apple pie! "

[glidrose]

If it's a '69 then you were aspirating me. (Look up the medical definition of the word if you don't know what "aspirating" means.)

[S K Y F A L L]

"Curious... how everyone who eats those nuggets seems to dip."