"Herr Parker Brothers would be proud of his creation."
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#1891
Posted 21 August 2013 - 04:58 AM
#1892
Posted 22 August 2013 - 05:08 AM
"Another hotel building. If I didn't know any better, I'd think the Parker Bros. were building an ediface complex."
#1893
Posted 22 August 2013 - 11:14 PM
"No, no, no - no more horseplay. Take me to the Dungeon Master."
#1894
Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:35 AM
" Pam, this is Col Mustard, my uncle. Uncle, this is Miss Scarlett, my cousin! "
#1895
Posted 29 August 2013 - 06:11 AM
"Assuming he's still using your empire as cover, he could be hiding anywhere in this mansion."
#1896
Posted 29 August 2013 - 05:38 PM
" Perhaps you'd consider looking in the Billiards room!! "
#1897
Posted 26 September 2013 - 05:56 PM
"What a waste of good starch"
#1898
Posted 26 September 2013 - 08:24 PM
"I'm sorry you ruined your shirt."
#1899
Posted 26 September 2013 - 09:02 PM
"Must you spill everything?"
#1900
Posted 27 September 2013 - 04:47 PM
" Five-thousand dollars of brown sugar...ruined!! "
#1901
Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:19 PM
"Then I'm about to make that same mistake thrice."
#1902
Posted 28 September 2013 - 03:44 AM
"You only live thrice, Mr. Bond."
#1903
Posted 28 September 2013 - 11:03 PM
"Take me 'round the world thrice more times."
#1904
Posted 29 September 2013 - 01:45 PM
"Thrice now our path have crosses, let's leave it at that."
#1905
Posted 29 September 2013 - 05:22 PM
"Personally I have nothing against you apart from your misuse of the word 'thrice' in the second-to-last post, so let's hope that our paths never cross again."
#1906
Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:03 AM
"But you are a picture yourself....and thrice as beautiful in the firelight."
#1907
Posted 30 September 2013 - 04:37 PM
"Oh yeah, I think I got the thrice of it."
#1908
Posted 30 September 2013 - 06:28 PM
"When you are up to your ankles, you will thrice beg to tell me everything. When you are up to your knees, you will kiss my ass FOURCE to kill you."
#1909
Posted 30 September 2013 - 11:35 PM
"Those who fawn and crawl in the face of intimidation must perforce look up to those who stand, proudly, wrapped in a comfortable cotton blend..."
#1910
Posted 01 October 2013 - 05:27 PM
" What the hell are you up to, Kamran....Selling cotton??!! "
#1911
Posted 03 October 2013 - 10:20 PM
"We are five stores."
#1912
Posted 08 October 2013 - 06:51 PM
" 3....None that sell polyester.."
#1913
Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:11 PM
"I have a dinner jacket...How did you - it's off the peg!"
#1914
Posted 15 October 2013 - 05:45 PM
" The Americans intercepted a signal from your tailor naming all your measurements..."
#1915
Posted 15 October 2013 - 06:40 PM
"It's the Americans' mess - let them take it out a size."
#1916
Posted 17 October 2013 - 05:57 PM
"I'll take that as a compliment coming from a smurf."
#1917
Posted 18 October 2013 - 05:36 PM
" My grandmother had an island..nothing to boast of, we could walk around it in an hour. One summer we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with smurfs..."
#1918
Posted 18 October 2013 - 09:14 PM
"I'm more of a smurf eliminator."
#1919
Posted 20 October 2013 - 07:49 PM
"My regards to Papa Smurf, man, right between the eyes."
#1920
Posted 22 October 2013 - 04:32 PM
" What's this loaded with?" " Smurf berries..." " Oh now you tell me!! "