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[seawolfnyy]

"New adult diapers. This will be Will and Kate's 20th I believe."

[S K Y F A L L]

"20 thousand diapers, Mr. Bond. You were wondering if we kept count ."

[AMC Hornet]

"Time to change."

[seawolfnyy]

"When you are up to your ankles, you will beg for me to give you toilet paper. When you are up to your knees, you will kiss my ass to wipe for you."

[The Dove]

(right...think we need a change of topic..lol  )

 

" By the way, that's a particularly handsome laptop you're carrying Mr. Bond...May I see it please? "

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"For her eyes only, darling."

[AMC Hornet]

Thank you, Milos - I was about to post "Why can't you just be a good boy and change the subject?"

So instead:

 

"Classic Pong - guaranteed never to wake up anyone who uses it."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I prefer Nintendo's Super Mario myself."

[seawolfnyy]

(What? What'd I do?! What'd I do?!)

 

 

"Are you listening, Yoshi?"

[S K Y F A L L]

"Ah, an xbox guy. Tough mother. Got a game of his own. Name's Master Chief. "

[seawolfnyy]

"You've shot your Pillar of Autumn, Master Chief. Now it's my turn."

[Walecs]

"What's the life without a little excitement? The name's Dark, Joanna Dark, daughter of the bounty hunter Jack Dark."

[seawolfnyy]

"Joanna Dark. Sounds like a load of alien bull."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I hope we didn't wake the sims."

[The Dove]

" Mr. Sims asked me to give you a message....He will be a little late. "

[AMC Hornet]

"Yes - I got the massage."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Good luck with the message James. I've sent the same six ravens, the same six ravens you gave me. It was the least I could do for a "ornithologist".

[The Dove]

" No ravens in Los Organos...Nothing to see til the morning..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"When I stop bird watching it is on the specific orders of my Oculist. "

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"I must give you the name of my occulist."

[seawolfnyy]

"Elementary, Dr. Who."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Eye drops? If it's regular you were expecting me."

[The Dove]

" Don't bother with those eye drops, sir..They're useless..."

[AMC Hornet]

"Visine gas - to keep visitors away."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Drug dealers of the world, use it."

[The Dove]

" Raw NyQuill...worth $3.50 on the streets of New York! "

[AMC Hornet]

"Two tons of Viagra with a street value of well over a billion dollars nationally distributed free? That should make a certain group of families rather horny, wouldn't you say?"

[S K Y F A L L]

A new Baby boom. You were wondering what would happen." 

[The Dove]

" Oh the coffee, it had Viagra in it..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Tell me, Q: do you still sleep with a Viagra under your pillow?"