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[The Dove]

" God, what a terrible waste.....of potato chips! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"I work for the potato chip companies. The more you tell me the more I can help you."

[The Dove]

" I've..uh..stolen Osato's process for making Barbecue and Sour Cream and Onion Pringles and its worth $300,000..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Where is Mr. Pringle?"

[The Dove]

" He was last reported heading towards Idaho.."

[S K Y F A L L]

"What's your plan for the chips?"

[The Dove]

" ...I'll begin to market that acreage of potato chips you blundered into the other day.."

[S K Y F A L L]

"And they say capitalists don't know how to have fun."

[AMC Hornet]

"That depends on your definition of safe snacking."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Oh the things I do for my hunger."

[The Dove]

" Either you brought me the perfect snack, Gen. Orumov....or you've made me a very unhappy man! "

[AMC Hornet]

"Eat this - bitch!"

[ChrissBond007]

"Tastes like...like Lay's barbecue chips."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Have a little more of this rather disappointing soft drink."

[AMC Hornet]

"If it's Seven-Up you were expecting me."

[ChrissBond007]

"Excellent. Slightly reminiscent of Sprite."

Edited by ChrissBond007, 23 June 2013 - 10:17 PM.

[The Dove]

" Hmm...maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Sprite with a slice of lemon and lime, can't be all bad! "

[AMC Hornet]

"And, if there's any left, a bottle of the '61 Dr. Pepper."

[ChrissBond007]

''Send it to suite 423 with French fries for two.''

Edited by ChrissBond007, 25 June 2013 - 04:42 PM.

[S K Y F A L L]

"Well sure, but James we've only got three ketchup packets!"

[The Dove]

" Might I suggest a bottle of KC Masterpiece barbecue sauce, from Kansas City, my homeplace? "

[AMC Hornet]

"No thanks, I prefer Newman's own."

[ChrissBond007]

"Unfortunately our cellar is poorly stocked with Newman's own."

Edited by ChrissBond007, 27 June 2013 - 01:37 PM.

[AMC Hornet]

"I think the chips are 'loaded.'"

[The Dove]

" May I press you to some onion rings ? "

[AMC Hornet]

"Ive always had a hankering to go to Wendy's, sir."

[ChrissBond007]

"I prefer Burger King myself. Still, beats a bag of peanuts."

[AMC Hornet]

"And what rank do you hold with the Burger King Corporation, Mr. Bond?"

[S K Y F A L L]

"I'm happiest at the grill."

[ChrissBond007]

"Fry cook. I knew it."

Edited by ChrissBond007, 28 June 2013 - 03:59 PM.