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[The Dove]

" I'm afraid your friend Strawberry Short Cake is really...MY friend, Peppermint Patty..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Desserts can be deceptive. "

[seawolfnyy]

"I smuggle sure. I smuggle apple pies, parfaits....pistacchio nuts. But no peppermint patties."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I've been such a butter fingers."

[seawolfnyy]

"You know what they say about the sweetest candy."

[The Dove]

" That's a Cadbury's Fruit and Nut..it would be a pity to waste it..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Who ordered you to kill on 'Cheetos' Tiger?  "

[The Dove]

" ...It's a waste of good Cheetos!! "

[S K Y F A L L]

" You know much about snacks, Mr. MacDonald?"

[Professor Pi]

"Curious how everyone who eats those Cheetos seems to die."

[The Dove]

" It can save your life, these Sour Cream and Onion Pringles!"

[S K Y F A L L]

"She always did enjoy a good snack."

[seawolfnyy]

"I prefer vegetables myself."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Why don't you try the  vegetable-graph?"

[seawolfnyy]

"Sounds like a load of broccoli."

[The Dove]

" Let's see what Nick Nack has for us....Ahh eggplant!! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"You sound like a vegetarian to me..."

[seawolfnyy]

"Only when the meat has been cooked unnecessarily briefly."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Welcome to my 'Hell's Kitchen' Mr. Bond!"

[The Dove]

" Why don't you try the microwave?? "

[seawolfnyy]

"Would madam require a live taping?"

[S K Y F A L L]

" You must give me the name of your director."

[seawolfnyy]

"Bahnd, James Bahnd."

[S K Y F A L L]

"What's this camera loaded with?"

[The Dove]

" It was clever of Gyorgi..using poloroid film...made the Britsh believe this camera was expensive."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Camera 5, that's the answer. Drax's camera is armed with a flash. We can track those people and film them."

[seawolfnyy]

"3 clicks will start the 4 second exposure, another 3 ends it."

[S K Y F A L L]

"What you are about to watch, Ms. Lin, is not so much a reality show, but the launch of a new record. In precisely five minutes after your camera men have filmed the British cast, I shall retaliate for dear old England by releasing this single into Beijing, where P. Diddy has just called an emergency meeting of the Chinese Music Billboards. Unfortunately, P Diddy will be delayed in traffic, arriving just after the single has reached your leaders, and too late to stop the radio from playing the entire new record, but he will be just in time to take over the radio show, negotiate a truce, and emerge as a new radio host, with a few awards."

[The Dove]

"Moneypenny, take this release...P. Diddy is missing, presumed drowned, while on a cruise aboard his luxury yacht in the South China Sea... At present, the local authorities believe the bastardizer of great songs and terrible reality show host committed suicide..."

[S K Y F A L L]

" The karaoke machine, can you work it?"