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[seawolfnyy]

"Is this where you grew up? I can tell why you never came back. It's the most haunted building in Britain."

[The Dove]

" So as charming as it is Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and will be staying in a Motel 6.."

[seawolfnyy]

"So shoot me, I'd rather stay in Best Western."

[S K Y F A L L]

[puts the silencer on his P99]  "I usually hate killing a one armed man. Complaining about Hotel rooms is a filthy business. "

[The Dove]

" I'm Mr. Arlington Beach, professional hotel reviewer..."

[seawolfnyy]

"James, I know in a relationship the woman's not supposed to ask, but I must know. How the hell do we get those royal review 5 diamond awards back?"

[Pussfeller]

"Constructive criticism's not exactly my speciality." 

[The Dove]

" Government's change...the constructive criticism stays the same! "

[seawolfnyy]

"Remember constructive criticism stays in front or behind, never on top."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I prefer the 'yellow journalism myself.."

[seawolfnyy]

"I should commission you to write a comic strip."

[The Dove]

" Oh Miss Solitaire used to know all about the comic strips...Her particular favorite was Peanuts.."

[seawolfnyy]

"I prefer Garfield myself."

[The Dove]

" That's a Garfield strip, March 14, 1979...it would be a pity to shred it..."

[seawolfnyy]

"This is madness! We know how it will end! NATO will send us Reality TV stars!

[The Dove]

(Thanks for re-starting this one, Seawolf!)

 

" Her name's Honey Boo-Boo...a reality TV washout! "

[thecasinoroyale]

"I thought watching your home video compliations was torture enough."

[The Dove]

"They kept me in a room for 5 months with nothing but DIY home videos! "

[seawolfnyy]

"Oh by the way that is Real Housewives of New Jersey, not Desperate Housewives. I do hope that was right."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Real Housewives of New Jersey is a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members."

[seawolfnyy]

"The Real Housewives of New York. Since we have not heard from them, they will hear from us."

[The Dove]

" Snooki, we're inside a police station jail cell in the middle of East Orange, New Jersey! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"I hope nobody here's sensitive to smell. That's one big fart I've let out."

[The Dove]

" Fabreze sprays to full power!! Clear the area....Open air ducts..."

[Pussfeller]

"Le Petomane? Impossible! He's a leading French flatulist!" 

[seawolfnyy]

"Poo Yuk?!"

[Pussfeller]

"Broccoli has its dangers." 

[S K Y F A L L]

"I hope his efforts as Director of Natural Gas will continue to be as successful as his eating contests."

[seawolfnyy]

"Japanese proverb say, bird never make nest near a hot dog eating contest."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I must be six pounds heavier. "