"And we know how difficult that can be for a Swiss drunkard."
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#1591
Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:39 PM
#1592
Posted 08 January 2013 - 10:25 PM
"You see what comes of all these drunken Frat parties Mr. Bond?"
#1593
Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:01 PM
"I'm neglecting my other bros. You'll find the hotties stimulating company."
#1594
Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:07 AM
" Wow! What a party! "
#1595
Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:28 AM
"Says the voice of the Phi Delta Gamma."
#1596
Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:22 AM
"To us, Mister Bond. We are the worst."
#1597
Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:25 AM
#1598
Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:26 AM
"You think you better?"
#1599
Posted 09 January 2013 - 09:07 AM
"Think again please. You gave correct answer on test."
#1600
Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:50 PM
" Time to redeem your ballroom dancing scores.."
#1601
Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:38 PM
"I lose."
#1602
Posted 10 January 2013 - 03:52 AM
"Mr Stamper, would you please pop those balloons! "
#1603
Posted 10 January 2013 - 04:32 AM
" Sorry to say your balloons are no match for the latest pea shooters!! "
#1604
Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:30 AM
"General, I have some Christmas shopping to do. Please enjoy the show."
#1605
Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:14 PM
" I've always wanted to have Christmas in Arizona..."
#1606
Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:46 PM
"I never really cared for redheads, terrible holiday spirit."
#1607
Posted 10 January 2013 - 09:54 PM
"RUSSIA MAY HAVE CHANGED BUT THE PENALTY FOR LEAVING YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP AFTER NEW YEAR IS STILL DEATH! "
#1608
Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:12 AM
" Good news...you won't be hung in the morning...YOU'LL BE CREAM PIED TO DEATH!! *laughs* "
#1609
Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:28 AM
"When you are up to your ankles, you'll beg me to return your gifts. When you are up to your knees, you will kiss my ass to take down your Christmas lights."
#1610
Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:29 PM
"This never happened to the other fairy"
#1611
Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:47 PM
"Curious... how everyone who touches those Christmas lights seems to die. "
#1612
Posted 13 January 2013 - 04:07 AM
#1613
Posted 14 January 2013 - 05:12 AM
"You sound like a bunny."
#1614
Posted 14 January 2013 - 07:18 PM
" Last bunny standing! "
#1615
Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:27 PM
" American. Likes eggs, preferably Easter, and carrots, preferably orange. "
#1616
Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:45 PM
''I could do with some carrots.''
#1617
Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:47 PM
"Says the voice of Bugs Bunny."
#1618
Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:11 PM
"Bugs Bunny has a saying; "What's up doc?""
#1619
Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:13 PM
''We have an old saying too, Georgi...and Bugs Bunny is full of it.''
#1620
Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:27 PM
"Well sir, if I found Elmer Fudd first, that might change the situation."