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#1591 Pussfeller

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:39 PM

"And we know how difficult that can be for a Swiss drunkard."



#1592 seawolfnyy

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 10:25 PM

"You see what comes of all these drunken Frat parties Mr. Bond?"



#1593 Pussfeller

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:01 PM

"I'm neglecting my other bros. You'll find the hotties stimulating company."



#1594 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:07 AM

" Wow! What a party! "



#1595 seawolfnyy

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:28 AM

"Says the voice of the Phi Delta Gamma."



#1596 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:22 AM

"To us, Mister Bond. We are the worst."



#1597 The Dove

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:25 AM

" You forget I came last in Oriental Languages at Cambridge..."

#1598 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:26 AM

"You think you better?"



#1599 seawolfnyy

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 09:07 AM

"Think again please. You gave correct answer on test."



#1600 The Dove

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:50 PM

" Time to redeem your ballroom dancing scores.."



#1601 seawolfnyy

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:38 PM

"I lose."



#1602 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 03:52 AM

"Mr Stamper, would you please pop those balloons! "



#1603 The Dove

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 04:32 AM

" Sorry to say your balloons are no match for the latest pea shooters!! "



#1604 seawolfnyy

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:30 AM

"General, I have some Christmas shopping to do. Please enjoy the show."



#1605 The Dove

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:14 PM

" I've always wanted to have Christmas in Arizona..."



#1606 seawolfnyy

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:46 PM

"I never really cared for redheads, terrible holiday spirit."



#1607 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 09:54 PM

"RUSSIA MAY HAVE CHANGED BUT THE PENALTY FOR LEAVING YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP AFTER NEW YEAR IS STILL DEATH! "



#1608 The Dove

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:12 AM

" Good news...you won't be hung in the morning...YOU'LL BE CREAM PIED TO DEATH!! *laughs* "



#1609 seawolfnyy

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 03:28 AM

"When you are up to your ankles, you'll beg me to return your gifts. When you are up to your knees, you will kiss my ass to take down your Christmas lights."



#1610 Aisforauric

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:29 PM

"This never happened to the other fairy"



#1611 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:47 PM

"Curious... how everyone who touches those Christmas lights seems to die. "



#1612 The Dove

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 04:07 AM

" I prefer Easter baskets myself.."

#1613 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 05:12 AM

"You sound like a bunny."



#1614 The Dove

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 07:18 PM

" Last bunny standing! "



#1615 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:27 PM

" American. Likes eggs, preferably Easter, and carrots, preferably orange.  "



#1616 ChrissBond007

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:45 PM

''I could do with some carrots.''



#1617 seawolfnyy

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:47 PM

"Says the voice of Bugs Bunny."



#1618 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:11 PM

"Bugs Bunny has a saying; "What's up doc?""



#1619 ChrissBond007

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:13 PM

''We have an old saying too, Georgi...and Bugs Bunny is full of it.''



#1620 seawolfnyy

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:27 PM

"Well sir, if I found Elmer Fudd first, that might change the situation."