" Not enough....12.5 yen is not enough!! "
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#1561
Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:12 AM
#1562
Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:23 AM
"Well, there's no point in living if you can't afford it."
#1563
Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:17 AM
"Curious... how everyone who touches that suit case seems to die. "
#1564
Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:09 AM
"Closing time, James. One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer."
#1565
Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:04 PM
" Sorry James, M says you're off the bartender duty list til you're cleared by Medical.."
#1566
Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:28 PM
(I know, had to do it )
"I hear the new M is a pompous bitch."
#1567
Posted 04 January 2013 - 09:09 PM
"M? Hmm, pompous, highly bitchy... Yes! I concur. "
#1568
Posted 04 January 2013 - 10:35 PM
"If I trusted M wasn't a horrible bitch, we wouldn't be talking."
#1569
Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:10 PM
"Its in writing on the bathroom stall."
#1570
Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:33 PM
"A double bowel movement. I haven't seen one of these before."
#1571
Posted 05 January 2013 - 04:04 AM
"Look after Mr. Bond. See that he finds the bidet."
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#1572
Posted 05 January 2013 - 04:32 AM
"I would've thought watching Friends reruns was torture enough."
#1573
Posted 05 January 2013 - 08:05 AM
" Well if I'm going to be forced to watch Friends, may I smoke some crack?? "
#1574
Posted 05 January 2013 - 08:12 AM
"Fetch my crack pipe."
#1575
Posted 05 January 2013 - 09:57 AM
"I believe the meth and oxycontin is rather splendid here in Kentucky."
#1576
Posted 05 January 2013 - 07:58 PM
"Hope you enjoyed sharing needles. Good night."
#1577
Posted 06 January 2013 - 04:53 AM
" Nice to see you haven't lost that fine mental edge, 007...please DON'T get any foolish notions..that needle is not a practical weapon.."
#1578
Posted 06 January 2013 - 05:54 PM
"Maybe not, but it jammed on your last job and you spent six months in a haystack."
#1579
Posted 06 January 2013 - 08:25 PM
"Tell me Miss Trench, do you do any other drugs? "
#1580
Posted 06 January 2013 - 08:49 PM
"Only LSD when traveling on trains. I've always enjoyed that."
#1581
Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:56 PM
"All those uppers, and you still can't fly"
#1582
Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:29 PM
"They're a gift from Walter White."
#1583
Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:57 PM
"I could use a fast acting hallucinogen."
#1584
Posted 07 January 2013 - 11:35 PM
"Unfortunately, our cellar is rather poorly stocked with mescaline."
#1585
Posted 08 January 2013 - 05:07 AM
"Alright, alright. In London April's a spring month, where as in Amsterdam we're eating hash brownies. Now is that close enough for government work?"
#1586
Posted 08 January 2013 - 04:04 PM
"Governments change. The hash stays the same."
#1587
Posted 08 January 2013 - 05:37 PM
" Distribution of Red China narcotics in the United States....Two dollars and 30 cents....collected by Number 9 and myself..."
#1588
Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:16 PM
"My apologies, I'm sure you snorted some before just giving it all away."
#1589
Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:03 PM
"You must be toking!"
#1590
Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:11 PM
"Sex for dinner. Hangover for breakfast."