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#1561 The Dove

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:12 AM

" Not enough....12.5 yen is not enough!! "



#1562 seawolfnyy

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:23 AM

"Well, there's no point in living if you can't afford it."



#1563 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:17 AM

"Curious... how everyone who touches that suit case seems to die. "



#1564 seawolfnyy

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:09 AM

"Closing time, James. One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer."



#1565 The Dove

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:04 PM

(Hee..hee..nice one)

" Sorry James, M says you're off the bartender duty list til you're cleared by Medical.."

#1566 seawolfnyy

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:28 PM

(I know, had to do it :D)

 

"I hear the new M is a pompous bitch."



#1567 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 09:09 PM

"M? Hmm, pompous, highly bitchy... Yes! I concur.  " 



#1568 seawolfnyy

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 10:35 PM

"If I trusted M wasn't a horrible bitch, we wouldn't be talking."



#1569 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:10 PM

"Its in writing on the bathroom stall."



#1570 seawolfnyy

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:33 PM

"A double bowel movement. I haven't seen one of these before."



#1571 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 04:04 AM

"Look after Mr. Bond. See that he finds the bidet."

 



#1572 seawolfnyy

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 04:32 AM

"I would've thought watching Friends reruns was torture enough."



#1573 The Dove

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 08:05 AM

" Well if I'm going to be forced to watch Friends, may I smoke some crack?? "



#1574 seawolfnyy

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 08:12 AM

"Fetch my crack pipe."



#1575 Pussfeller

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 09:57 AM

"I believe the meth and oxycontin is rather splendid here in Kentucky."



#1576 seawolfnyy

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 07:58 PM

"Hope you enjoyed sharing needles. Good night."



#1577 The Dove

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 04:53 AM

" Nice to see you haven't lost that fine mental edge, 007...please DON'T get any foolish notions..that needle is not a practical weapon.."



#1578 Pussfeller

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 05:54 PM

"Maybe not, but it jammed on your last job and you spent six months in a haystack."



#1579 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 08:25 PM

"Tell me Miss Trench, do you do any other drugs? "



#1580 seawolfnyy

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 08:49 PM

"Only LSD when traveling on trains. I've always enjoyed that."



#1581 Aisforauric

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:56 PM

"All those uppers, and you still can't fly"



#1582 Pussfeller

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:29 PM

"They're a gift from Walter White."



#1583 seawolfnyy

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:57 PM

"I could use a fast acting hallucinogen."



#1584 Pussfeller

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 11:35 PM

"Unfortunately, our cellar is rather poorly stocked with mescaline."



#1585 seawolfnyy

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 05:07 AM

"Alright, alright. In London April's a spring month, where as in Amsterdam we're eating hash brownies. Now is that close enough for government work?"



#1586 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 04:04 PM

"Governments change. The hash stays the same."



#1587 The Dove

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 05:37 PM

" Distribution of Red China narcotics in the United States....Two dollars and 30 cents....collected by Number 9 and myself..."



#1588 seawolfnyy

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:16 PM

"My apologies, I'm sure you snorted some before just giving it all away."



#1589 Pussfeller

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:03 PM

"You must be toking!"



#1590 seawolfnyy

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:11 PM

"Sex for dinner. Hangover for breakfast."