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[seawolfnyy]

"I'm sorry sir, that's all we have available, except the dog food of course."

[The Dove]

" Oh I'm sorry...that last dog food...nearly killed me!! "

[seawolfnyy]

"Temporary suspension from kitchen work. Something about poisoning dog food for 007."

[Pussfeller]

"That's poodle food for us, but with toilet water it's okay."

[The Dove]

" Uh huh...and if there's any left, a can of Pepsi cola..."

[seawolfnyy]

"Maybe I misjudged Romney. Anyone who drinks Crystal Pepsi can't be all bad...."

[The Dove]

"You usually drink Mountain Dew..."

[Pussfeller]

"Neither war nor pestilence wiped out the race who built the city lying around us. It was their reverence for this Mello Yello."

[seawolfnyy]

"Mr. Wallace, call the President. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we'll release the video of him and Snookie in the Jersey Shore motel room."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch Jersey Shore, may I smoke? "

[Pussfeller]

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to chew."

[The Dove]

" May I press you to a piece of Bubbilicious bubble gum? "

[Pussfeller]

"If you'll forgive me, that's a little too pink for my palate. I prefer the Orbit Wintermint."

[seawolfnyy]

"Except when they go sugarless."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Here are your new shoes, right foot here, left foot here."

[The Dove]

" I didn't know you were such a tap dancer fan James...Anytime you want to drop by and view my Fred Astaire collection.."

[Pussfeller]

"I always do a dance in the morning. You should try it."

[seawolfnyy]

"You forget, I took first at the national tap dancing championships at Cambridge."

[The Dove]

" Feast your eyes on the finest dancer in the club..."

[seawolfnyy]

"She took the 'thanks for participation' ribbon at Sydney."

[S K Y F A L L]

"You have no idea how much dance is about to change your world."

[seawolfnyy]

"Take the next one, there isn't enough room for me and your Gangnam Styling."

[The Dove]

"According to Villiers you're the best Gangnam Style dancer in the service...trust me I wish that wasn't the case.."

[seawolfnyy]

"Phu Suck?"

[Aisforauric]

"This never happened to The Other Sommelier"

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[The Dove]

" Wait...3 measures of Corona beer, 1 of Jaegermeister, half a measure of Masson brandy, shake it over ice and add a thin slice of watermelon rind.."

[S K Y F A L L]

"This is not a cocktail party 007."

[seawolfnyy]

"We are playing strict rules of Beer Pong. I'm afraid you lose game and must drink the rest of my Keystone Light."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I could do with some Keystone Light."

[seawolfnyy]

"Do you know what it means to drink a Keystone Light in an upside-down position?"