The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#1621
Posted 15 January 2013 - 06:40 AM
#1622
Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:31 PM
"Oh and Daffy Duck, would you please kill that bastard bunny?!!?!?!?!?"
#1623
Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:46 PM
" Sorry to say your ping-pong ball gun is no match for the latest body armor! "
#1624
Posted 17 January 2013 - 02:02 AM
" You are a ping pong master. You do not compete without reason. "
#1625
Posted 17 January 2013 - 05:08 PM
" You didn't come here to play ping-pong..."
#1626
Posted 17 January 2013 - 06:14 PM
"It shows how he could set up a high stakes table tennis tournament at Casino Royale in Montenegro."
#1627
Posted 18 January 2013 - 02:22 AM
#1628
Posted 18 January 2013 - 04:32 AM
"The world knows we are not a gambling people."
#1629
Posted 18 January 2013 - 08:19 AM
"Can you play any other game? "
#1630
Posted 18 January 2013 - 05:39 PM
" Donkey Kong, Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man....I play a bit myself...as a matter of fact I've got a part time job at Kamal's Arcade.."
#1631
Posted 18 January 2013 - 08:48 PM
"And how the hell could Bond be so stupid?! I give him 00-status and he responds by shooting up 8 year olds in a Call of Duty match? Is the man deranged? In the old days if an agent did something this embarrassing he'd have the good sense to defect. Christ I miss Goldeneye 007!"
#1632
Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:46 PM
"Am I correct in assuming you killed Dr Doak?"
#1633
Posted 19 January 2013 - 05:18 AM
" According to Villiers you're the best multi-player gamer in the service..trust me I wish that wasn't the case.."
#1634
Posted 19 January 2013 - 02:53 PM
"I like gibs, and I used to be a griefer."
#1635
Posted 20 January 2013 - 05:44 AM
" Oh yeah? And what are you, the Legend of Zelda? I mean, for crying out loud... another cheater, with your secret codes and your passwords. One of these days you guys are gonna learn to play fair. "
#1636
Posted 20 January 2013 - 09:59 AM
"I never cheat."
#1637
Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:48 AM
"Of course you'd say that. James Bond, Lara Croft's loyal bodyguard, defender of the so-called Tomb Raider"
#1638
Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:56 PM
"I thought watching your walkthroughs was torture enough."
#1639
Posted 20 January 2013 - 06:19 PM
"What makes you think this is my first game?"
#1640
Posted 20 January 2013 - 07:52 PM
"So you live to play another game."
#1641
Posted 20 January 2013 - 08:18 PM
"And what rank do you hold in the Pac-Man score-table...Mr Bond?"
#1642
Posted 21 January 2013 - 04:56 AM
"Remember, if it hadn't been for Q*bert, you'd have been dead long ago."
#1643
Posted 21 January 2013 - 05:33 AM
"It was neither war nor pestilence that wiped out the teenagers that inhabited the city around us, but their reverence for this Halo 2 game disc."
#1644
Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:30 PM
"Master Chief, would you please kill the Covenant! "
#1645
Posted 22 January 2013 - 11:04 PM
"Oh blow up your Warthog!"
#1646
Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:39 AM
"...and now they're wondering why the Warthog hasn't exploded! "
#1647
Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:08 AM
"We're the laughing stock of the gaming community!"
#1648
Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:51 AM
I never croak about my work, double o-seven.
Oh, that's a troll, he pwns people.
#1649
Posted 24 January 2013 - 02:27 AM
" Lovely girl with the Ghost."
#1650
Posted 24 January 2013 - 09:20 PM
" You see the top floor...the penthouse?? They say the ghost of Willard Whyte has been there for 3 years and everyone's seen him...everyone! "