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The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
#1681
Posted 16 February 2013 - 04:52 AM
#1682
Posted 16 February 2013 - 06:03 AM
"But I forgot your ego Mr. Bond. James Bond just has to look at a woman and suddenly she sees The Matrix. She takes the red pill and returns to the real world."
#1683
Posted 17 February 2013 - 03:34 AM
" Oh....we're not sure about her..American..never far from him..name's...Trinity! "
#1684
Posted 18 February 2013 - 05:24 AM
"I'm looking for Zion. It's big and black, and the leader is a very good friend of hers. "
#1685
Posted 18 February 2013 - 06:05 AM
"Oh shut up, Morpheus!"
#1686
Posted 18 February 2013 - 05:54 PM
"....the Nebuchadnezzar developed a fault during assembly...Now you have distracted me enough..."
#1687
Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:13 PM
"Morpheus to Nebuchadnezzar. Repeat: Morpheus to Nebuchadnezzar. There is an unidentified object on our screen, closing fast. "
#1688
Posted 19 February 2013 - 01:04 AM
"It has been blown up! I repeat the Nebuchadnezzar has blown up!"
#1689
Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:11 AM
"They found five hundred keys of Colombian pure, a couple of stiffs, and a little bitty piece of what used to be Spoon Boy."
#1690
Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:12 AM
" The Oracle's ordered an enquiry..you'll have to appear! "
#1691
Posted 19 February 2013 - 06:29 PM
"Mr. Anderson, I've been looking forward to this meeting."
#1692
Posted 19 February 2013 - 11:13 PM
"Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the glitch in the matrix".
#1693
Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:22 AM
"Twice that Keanu has tried to kill me. The third time he will succeed."
#1694
Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:52 AM
"The Merovingian should be in Tangiers in 2 days time...Termination warrant has been issued for him. "
#1695
Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:06 AM
"Merovigian?! On whose side?"
#1696
Posted 21 February 2013 - 02:53 AM
"Another Pokemon. If I didn't know better, I'd say hes trying to collect them all."
#1697
Posted 21 February 2013 - 03:43 AM
"You will of course recognize this rare Pokemon here, Mr. Ketchum."
#1698
Posted 22 February 2013 - 03:39 PM
"Boy, where you been all your life? That there's one of them new Charizards."
#1699
Posted 22 February 2013 - 06:01 PM
"Yes, I thought I saw a Mewtwo at your shoulder."
#1700
Posted 22 February 2013 - 06:50 PM
" I'll find a Pokemon training center..."
#1701
Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:20 PM
"Here, use my pokedex. Tell the valet to bring me another one later."
#1702
Posted 25 February 2013 - 06:24 PM
"...I need you to lay a trail of cookie crumbs that only Silva could follow..."
#1703
Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:14 AM
"I use oreos."
#1704
Posted 01 March 2013 - 05:33 PM
" I prefer Chips Ahoy!....Milk? "
#1705
Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:24 PM
"Don't you know? Vanilla Wafers are a girl's best friend."
#1706
Posted 03 March 2013 - 05:52 AM
" I smuggle yes..I smuggle...Oreos, Pepperage Farm Milanos, Animal Crackers...but no Vanilla Wafers! "
#1707
Posted 15 March 2013 - 11:59 PM
"Who was behind your attack on Candy Land? "
#1708
Posted 16 March 2013 - 05:32 AM
"Bond, traveling as Strawberry Short Cake."
#1709
Posted 16 March 2013 - 08:05 PM
"And for the pis de la resistance, Twinkies."
#1710
Posted 17 March 2013 - 02:11 AM
"Ha ha, you amuse me, Mr. Wonka."