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#1681 Pussfeller

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 04:52 AM

"Which one can say of any attractive woman with half a bowling ball." 



#1682 seawolfnyy

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 06:03 AM

"But I forgot your ego Mr. Bond. James Bond just has to look at a woman and suddenly she sees The Matrix. She takes the red pill and returns to the real world."



#1683 The Dove

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 03:34 AM

" Oh....we're not sure about her..American..never far from him..name's...Trinity! "



#1684 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 05:24 AM

"I'm looking for Zion. It's big and black, and the leader is a very good friend of hers. "



#1685 seawolfnyy

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 06:05 AM

"Oh shut up, Morpheus!"



#1686 The Dove

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

"....the Nebuchadnezzar developed a fault during assembly...Now you have distracted me enough..."



#1687 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:13 PM

"Morpheus to Nebuchadnezzar. Repeat: Morpheus to Nebuchadnezzar. There is an unidentified object on our screen, closing fast. "



#1688 seawolfnyy

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 01:04 AM

"It has been blown up! I repeat the Nebuchadnezzar has blown up!"



#1689 Pussfeller

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:11 AM

"They found five hundred keys of Colombian pure, a couple of stiffs, and a little bitty piece of what used to be Spoon Boy." 



#1690 The Dove

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:12 AM

" The Oracle's ordered an enquiry..you'll have to appear! "



#1691 seawolfnyy

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 06:29 PM

"Mr. Anderson, I've been looking forward to this meeting."



#1692 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 11:13 PM

"Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the glitch in the matrix". 



#1693 Pussfeller

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:22 AM

"Twice that Keanu has tried to kill me. The third time he will succeed." 



#1694 The Dove

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:52 AM

"The Merovingian should be in Tangiers in 2 days time...Termination warrant has been issued for him. "



#1695 seawolfnyy

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:06 AM

"Merovigian?! On whose side?"



#1696 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 02:53 AM

"Another Pokemon. If I didn't know better, I'd say hes trying to collect them all."



#1697 seawolfnyy

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 03:43 AM

"You will of course recognize this rare Pokemon here, Mr. Ketchum."



#1698 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 03:39 PM

"Boy, where you been all your life? That there's one of them new  Charizards."



#1699 seawolfnyy

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 06:01 PM

"Yes, I thought I saw a Mewtwo at your shoulder."



#1700 The Dove

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 06:50 PM

" I'll find a Pokemon training center..."



#1701 seawolfnyy

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:20 PM

"Here, use my pokedex. Tell the valet to bring me another one later."



#1702 The Dove

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 06:24 PM

"...I need you to lay a trail of cookie crumbs that only Silva could follow..."



#1703 seawolfnyy

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:14 AM

"I use oreos."



#1704 The Dove

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 05:33 PM

" I prefer Chips Ahoy!....Milk? "



#1705 seawolfnyy

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:24 PM

"Don't you know? Vanilla Wafers are a girl's best friend."



#1706 The Dove

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 05:52 AM

" I smuggle yes..I smuggle...Oreos, Pepperage Farm Milanos, Animal Crackers...but no Vanilla Wafers! "



#1707 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 11:59 PM

"Who was behind your attack on Candy Land? "



#1708 seawolfnyy

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 05:32 AM

"Bond, traveling as Strawberry Short Cake."



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Posted 16 March 2013 - 08:05 PM

"And for the pis de la resistance, Twinkies."



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Posted 17 March 2013 - 02:11 AM

"Ha ha, you amuse me, Mr. Wonka."