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[seawolfnyy]

"My dear there are some things that just aren't done. Like working the Karaoke machine above 38 degrees Fahrenheit. It's almost as bad as listening to Harlem Shake without earmuffs!"

[S K Y F A L L]

"You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his luggage." 

[seawolfnyy]

"Look there are vintage playboys in that suit case. I'll stare at them with you."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I sure do, boy! Ever hear of Marilyn Monroe?"

[The Dove]

" She had a boyfriend, a great baseball player for the New York Yankees...they were very much in love.."

[seawolfnyy]

"Derek Jeter. We were meant to believe, the fish did that to his ankle."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Fish my ass. I know a chainsaw cut when I see one."

[The Dove]

" I'll let you in on a little secret...this lumber yard is fake...but the chainsaws are real! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"This is crazy. You're a lumberjack."

[The Dove]

" Effective immediately, your licence to cut down trees is revoked...and I require you to hand over your chainsaw...now! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"I don't need the chainsaw, boss."

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Because they couldn't find the axe, darling.

[S K Y F A L L]

"Fascinating anatomical tidbit. But probably the most useless piece of information I've ever heard. Unless, of course, the Bottoms Up is a lumber  jack competition and Scaramanga is performing."

[seawolfnyy]

"Actually sir, it is a love hotel in Sardinia."

[S K Y F A L L]

""I know a great restaurant in Sardinia. We can just make dinner!"

[The Dove]

" Ticket to Sardinia....Documentation and passport.....Good luck out there in the field...and please return the receipt for your meal in one piece! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"I stole the receipt to this meal two years ago."

[The Dove]

" Hamburger and french fries...that's peasant food for us, but with champagne it's okay..."

[seawolfnyy]

"But for a meal this exquisite, I would've rather expected a happy meal."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Take me 'round the drive-thru one more time."

[The Dove]

" Out of ketchup packets...I haven't heard that one in a long time! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"We all make mistakes, Mr. Oscar Mayer Weiner."

[seawolfnyy]

(wags pen in face) "DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT, AGAIN!!!!"

[S K Y F A L L]

"Names are for birthday cakes, baby!"

[The Dove]

" Err...the birthday cake on the list was dried out and past it's sell-by date sir, so I took the liberty of choosing something else.."

[seawolfnyy]

"I've never much cared for carrot cakes."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I prefer the ice cream cake myself."

[The Dove]

" Raspberry syrup with Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream...That should have told me something! "

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"That's why you're being paid 50 cents. What did you think it was going to be? A pair of doughnuts?"

[S K Y F A L L]

"What he doesn't eat, he doesn't want."