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[The Dove]

" I used to work for McDonalds....we kept dossiers on such people."

[AMC Hornet]

"Eyes only, 007 - Operation Stove. You'll be replacing 009 . He turned up dead in East Germany with that egg McMuffin in his hand."

[S K Y F A L L]

"You'll be the death of me yet, McDonald's"

[AMC Hornet]

"Cyanide in a Big Mac? Fantastic!"

[S K Y F A L L]

"There has been a mistake with my order. Look at it! It's *half* the usual amount."

[The Dove]

" Competition from Carl's Jr....Prices are down! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a pickle in my sandwich."

[AMC Hornet]

"lf l were you, l wouldn't stick my finger - or anything else, for that matter - in there. At 450 degrees below zero, that liquid helium would break it off like an popsicle."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Diet Coke, plenty of ice... if you can spare it."

[AMC Hornet]

"That's flat, not carbonated - that was right, wasn't it?"

[The Dove]

" Vanilla Coke..well done! "

[volante]

I'll have a Martian shaken not stirred

[AMC Hornet]

"For Uranus only, darling."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I hope you brought your telescope Q."

[seawolfnyy]

"Having trouble keeping it extended?"

[S K Y F A L L]

"That is between my doctor, myself, and my partner. I will tell her when I see her."

[seawolfnyy]

"I thought you were on the inactive roster, some kind of pregnancy."

[AMC Hornet]

"One rises to meet morning sickness."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Everything for a man expecting. Expensive baby monitor - guaranteed to wake up anyone who uses it. Denim diapers - to be used sparingly, the latest in infant care."

[The Dove]

" General, that baby is set to wake up at 3:45....that's ninety seconds from now!! "

[AMC Hornet]

"Give or wake a little."

[The Dove]

" Waken him up...I haven't finished with him yet! "

[S K Y F A L L]

"I hope nobody here's superstitious. That's one big sleep walker we're about to wake."

[seawolfnyy]

"His name is Jaws and he drools on people."

[ChrissBond007]

"It's a tough baby you have, Miss Bouvier. Leave it to the nanny."

[AMC Hornet]

"Effective immediately, your licence to babysit is revoked, and I require you to hand over your pacifiers."

[S K Y F A L L]

"I'd say one of their diapers is missing."

[The Dove]

" Universal Exports...We've been retained by The Royal Palace to arrange shipment of a ton of Pampers for Will and Kate.."

[AMC Hornet]

"I have special pins for this consignment."

[S K Y F A L L]

"Well, I'd heard that Will and Kate are obsessed with going in there pants. Now I can believe it."