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[007½]

Who I discovered wanted to crush me...

[Forward Look]

The name's Tosca. Floria Tosca.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"It's going down... into the opera house!"

[danslittlefinger]

"I'll take back what I said. This is a great place to meet!"

[Forward Look]

We got a pit full of opera singers travelling fast enough to beat the orchestra down here!

[DamnCoffee]

"God Damn!? What the... what's going on! WHAT THE HELL YOU SINGING NOW BOY!?"

[danslittlefinger]

"Eleven fingers on the roof".

[agentjamesbond007]

"Yes, I know. You told me"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Then you'll know that the Sydney Opera house has been flown over here on loan from the Australians on the back of a 747

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"I do so hate opera music."

[DamnCoffee]

"I got an udder!"

[Jose]

I'm motivated by the boobies.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"I don't know any booby jokes."

[DamnCoffee]

"Big Boobies, or a securely padded bra. Am I going to have a boob job with you Bond?"

[danslittlefinger]

"I don't have pills for anything. None of them make the boobs look bigger...none of them make the boobs rememberable".

[Forward Look]

I find that putting them in the field makes me feel highly irregular.

[DamnCoffee]

"I suggest you leave now, and tell your people to check their seals, I need a leak."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Urine luck."

[agentjamesbond007]

"You're our best urinator in service"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"I've been known to piddle."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Naturally the security measures tend to ensure that piddling, as do the extensive amenities and social services we provide.
There's a permanent staff of doctors, nurses, even dentists. The whole process, from start to finish, operates under an airtight security system. It's a necessary precaution, even though the industry prides itself on the cleanliness of its toilets.

[DamnCoffee]

"Then I must piss in a shoe!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

You've hardly distinguished yourself have you, you were to observe Mr Goldfinger, not piss in his shoes. Instead, Goldfinger is now wearing waterproof boots and it's only thanks to Leiter and my diplomatic intervention that you're not being held by the Miami Beach police!

[Forward Look]

What can I bring you back from Home Depot?

[Forward Look]

That tea always did like a good squeeze.

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

And we could do with a couple of biscuits

[Forward Look]

Pressed into a cuecumber sandwich.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Sounds tempting. Shall I eat it in the morning?"

[DamnCoffee]

"Nothing would give me greater pleasure, but unfortunately I do have a... neurology appointment."

[Forward Look]

Unfortunately I misjudged you - you just play a doctor on TV.