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#1291 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 12 September 2009 - 05:41 AM

"Steal from me? Ha!"

#1292 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 05:53 AM

"My name is Steal Galore"

#1293 Forward Look

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 05:58 AM

Some nut drove through here in a Steal Galore - and he's wearing a clown suit!

#1294 hilly

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 11:13 AM

Ok. But since you're the one being watched,you get the big shoes and I'll get the red nose.

#1295 Forward Look

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 06:33 PM

What kind of reindeer do you think I am?!?

#1296 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 06:01 PM

You have been selected as its progenitors - like gods. Your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image. You have all served in humble capacities in my reindeer empire. Your seed, like yourself, will pay deference to the ultimate christmas which I alone have created. From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is Donner and Blitzen in the heavens.

#1297 Forward Look

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:27 AM

That's it, Rudolph? Anyone want to play reindeer games now?

#1298 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:48 AM

"Santa and I have already met!"

#1299 Forward Look

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:07 AM

Unlike the North Pole, Scrooge prefers not to get his presents from Santa Claus.

#1300 DamnCoffee

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Posted 24 October 2009 - 11:24 AM

"It'll take more than cutting off ya red nose, Rudolph to turn you into a stag!"

#1301 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 06:20 PM

What else do you suggest?

#1302 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 05:08 PM

"Let it snow! Just let it"

#1303 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 02 November 2009 - 04:35 PM

"I didn't think there were any seasons in Spain?"

#1304 Forward Look

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 07:17 AM

Well, snow isn't for everyone.

#1305 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 07:57 AM

"Snow? I didn't think it existed!"

#1306 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 01:29 AM

"My name is Snowman, Francisco Snowman."

#1307 Forward Look

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 06:36 AM

Hey, Snowman! You're gonna get yourself melted!

#1308 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 09:44 AM

"Glub glub glub!"

#1309 Jose

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 05:37 PM

Let me tell you the secret of the glub

#1310 elizabeth

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 08:41 PM

"You know that little one you wear? little finger of your right glub?"

#1311 AMC Hornet

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 11:05 PM

From Russia With Love I fly to you,
Budweiser since my goodbye to you...

#1312 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 07:32 AM

"Budweiser martini; frozen, not cooled!"

#1313 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 08:09 AM

"So far, I'm only interested in the endangered beers"

#1314 Forward Look

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 10:18 AM

So, that's your Budweiser against mine.

#1315 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 08:50 PM

Budweiser. There are only three people that I know drink that beer. two of them I have killed

#1316 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 23 December 2009 - 04:50 PM

"She's dead. Alcohol poisoning."

#1317 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 23 December 2009 - 05:44 PM

"That's a nasty little Christmas poison!"

#1318 Forward Look

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 06:56 AM

There's no point in living if you can't drink champagne.

#1319 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 03:11 AM

"I'll have a champagne. Chilled, not warm"

#1320 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 11:47 AM

Where's the usual Butler?