"I do know many doctor jokes."
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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Mister Asterix
, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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#1262
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 02:12 AM
"I always joke about my work, 007!"
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 03:50 AM
"Do you believe in God, Mr. LeChiffre?"
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Posted 28 July 2009 - 06:31 AM
The things I do for God and country....
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 07:12 PM
Why can't you be a good boy and just do yourself?
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 07:13 PM
"I aim to please."
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Posted 14 August 2009 - 07:06 AM
On Listerine and Burma Shave?
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Posted 28 August 2009 - 11:29 AM
Well not before this delicious bacon butty that Nick Nack has prepared for us
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Posted 28 August 2009 - 12:37 PM
"If you'll forgive me I find bacon a little too scented for my pallet."
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Posted 28 August 2009 - 06:31 PM
"Don't tell me your a vegetarian"
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Posted 28 August 2009 - 07:30 PM
This is MEAT, Mr Bond, all my life I have been in love with itstaste, its dvine smell when grilled.
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 06:36 AM
"We have all the meat in the world"
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 09:40 AM
But your beef is in there.
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Posted 31 August 2009 - 06:46 AM
"Any rarer now. My meat isn't heating up"
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Posted 31 August 2009 - 02:44 PM
"You're not going to let me in there? Are you? You've got the oven switched on..."
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Posted 31 August 2009 - 06:53 PM
"No, Mr. Bond; I expect you to broil!"
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:47 AM
"Slow broiling, the flame never goes out"
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:44 AM
"That could make cooking quite difficult."
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 01:22 AM
Now don't you worry, I'll tell the chef - and congratulate him!
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 05:30 AM
"Congratulations? For what?"
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 10:11 AM
He did alright at the puddings tonight
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 06:55 PM
"Although there was a fly in his soup."
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 07:05 AM
He gained great face in the soup.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 01:20 PM
Soup, Dessert. Just points on the menu. Each as stupid as the other.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 04:40 PM
Not quite, a recipe known as SPECTRE is eaten worldwide.
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 04:52 PM
"This is the world's most delicious cheese cobbler; we need to eat as much of it as possible. The pastry chefs must be top priority..."
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 07:28 AM
We have nothing to declare, except the Bombe Suprise.
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Posted 10 September 2009 - 11:02 AM
I don't give a sh** about the bombe surprise. We've got thirty two million in the case and three hundred tons of SPECTRE in the tankers!
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 01:09 AM
"You will deliver the case and kill the owner of the money!"
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Posted 12 September 2009 - 05:08 AM
Money is more important than knowing who to steal it from.