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[DamnCoffee]

"Tell me when you do! I feed off orange peels!"

[agentjamesbond007]

"Have you ever lost an orange peel you really loved?"

[danslittlefinger]

"So you don't want me to be half grapefruit, half lemon"

[Jake007]

"I'm sorry, James. For you, I've great affection, but we've an old saying. 'Duty has no Strawberries".

[agentjamesbond007]

"Yes, but I think my apples are too big"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

This isn't a personal vendetta, it's a fruit salad like any other. If you can't eat it as such coldly and objectively, then you should have had the ice cream

[danslittlefinger]

"Don't put your clothes back on and I'll take away your cherries".

[DamnCoffee]

"There's something else. It appears Bond picked them by hand and threw them off a roof..."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I cannot understand this sudden breach on the roof. It's unlike Bond to pick them this way, most inconsiderate.

[danslittlefinger]

"Supermarkets never use that expression. It means they don't have anyone on the bloody roof."

[DamnCoffee]

"I know I shop at ASDA. James. I stop at ASDA. I shop at ASDA. I shop at ASDA, it's true!"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"I've no compunction about sending you to Lidl, but I won't do it on a whim!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Later this month, ASDA will hold their annual profits at a warehouse near Paris. Security is formidable but the key to this mystery is there and l, Achille Aubergine, intend to find it.

[DamnCoffee]

"If you can't tell your ASDA from your Morrisons, it's time to go to TESCO."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Mr Fat has just resigned, I'm the new chairman of Tesco."

[hilly]

Tesco...Sainsburys. Just points on the compass. Each as stupid as the other.

[DamnCoffee]

"So you do your... what's the expression? ONLINE SHOPPING!"

[danslittlefinger]

"Don't find bargains!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

What do you find then?

[DamnCoffee]

"A lot more than man snot!"

[danslittlefinger]

"Well I haven't heard about the price of ham being down, but isn't that a little low?"

[DamnCoffee]

"I will buy any leg of lamb I please, sit down!"

[Forward Look]

Whenever I'm stared at, I tend to lose my beans.

[danslittlefinger]

"Not enough paid for radishes. That's never been your problem."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I've taken the liberty Sir, of working with the college on this using my own family staring at me as a cover. I've also been Reading up on the technical side of comestibles

[Forward Look]

Meanwhile, how do you kill five hours in Reno without making anyone die laughing?

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"It's possible. All we do know for sure is the two big casinos are missing."

[agentjamesbond007]

"It will be released through the air as teargas"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Your best approach is on the right face, away from the teargas. Then you will have to make towards the city on the left
which houses the jackpot in the electronic bank. It can be operated only from the toilet.

[danslittlefinger]

"It's all very exciting here, Embargo - there's everything here but playgirls and toilet pros."