Edited by danslittlefinger, 16 February 2009 - 08:43 PM.
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:42 PM
I got you call my sister Billy Bob Thornton. She's got slowest boat in the whole damn river. Yea, don't bother calling Billy Bob.
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:58 PM
"I've been such a fool!"
"We both have.... open the lid..... Now eat it."
"We both have.... open the lid..... Now eat it."
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:58 PM
"Margarine...hookless"
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:08 PM
"It's the work of the margarine."
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:15 PM
"I'm not sorry to hear about that at all"
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:51 PM
This department is not concerned with your margarine opinions.
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 10:10 PM
"Don't look after Mr Bond, see that no margarine comes to him".
Edited by danslittlefinger, 16 February 2009 - 10:34 PM.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 01:38 AM
"Hard-liners staged a tariff enforcement last night."
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 01:44 AM
I didn't know you could knee jerk the zero responsibility.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:15 AM
"I'm sorry, I don't know any knee-jerk jokes."
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:16 AM
"The Akbar-knee, very rough."
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:23 AM
"That gives us a lot of time, doesn't it?"
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:39 AM
"6 minutes instead of 3"
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:41 AM
"Uhhh...I'm not 3 inches smaller".
Edited by danslittlefinger, 17 February 2009 - 02:45 AM.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 09:45 AM
"You're quite a girth Mr. James Bond."
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 09:55 AM
"Well, when you can't tell your girth from your enemies, its time to dance."
Edited by Cilogy, 17 February 2009 - 09:57 AM.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:24 AM
Dance, Mr Bond? I doubt you'd get the chance to dance.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:29 AM
"You see, I hate dancing."
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 12:02 PM
"It is you who waltzed with me! Now you will pay the penalty!"
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 01:57 PM
I don't know about waltzing, he doesn't tell me everything, I know he'll have a tango at the bottom's up club tonight
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:00 PM
"Mind if I join him?"
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:02 PM
"You just put ya hand in his mouth, and know when he's been Tango'd."
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:04 PM
"I prefer Fanta."
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:21 PM
"It's a tough business ya pitt-less Bouvier."
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:27 PM
"I wasn't anywhere near Istanbul last night".
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:56 PM
"You were just in time. I was about to eat a cornedbeef pastie!"
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:00 PM
"But yesterday wasnt the 13th!"
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:27 PM
Do you know a lot about dates Mr Bond?
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:32 PM
"I use a famous writer!"
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:34 PM
"I'm not superstitious."