Then save the fruit remarks until after you get the dates into Los Angeles.
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 08:03 PM
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#1173
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:23 PM
Then save the fruit remarks until after you get the dates into Los Angeles.
"What are you going, or are you not allowed to say?"
"Bananas."
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:59 AM
"Bananas are the new ammunition, apples, the new artillery."
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 01:04 PM
"Daily vitamins...fairly deadly vitamins."
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 02:26 PM
If you think for one minute I don't have the balls to send a vitamin out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. Ive no compunction about sending a vitamin to its death. But I won't do on a whim, because they are very expensive
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:25 PM
"...But for my good fortune, I was having sex on the settee for a few moments!"
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:28 PM
"Sex for dinner, Shreddies for breakfast"
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:45 PM
I thought so. That damn settee again. I've told you about this before!
Edited by sthgilyadgnivileht, 20 February 2009 - 08:46 PM.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 01:10 AM
"The settee's too small?"
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:36 AM
"I'm afraid it won't do. My backside is too big."
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 11:27 AM
"No it's the right size...for J-Lo that is."
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 12:03 PM
J-Lo's here. Duty calls. The story of my life.
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 12:19 PM
"Jenny from the block? Born in the circus, father the ringmaster..."
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 02:49 PM
"Just keep my ring cool!"
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 06:02 PM
Get it chilled for him
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:14 PM
Messter Bond. You have big cojones. You come into my kitchen, carrying a fridge...
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 08:16 PM
"James. Who's 
ing mom?"
ing mom?"
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 02:16 AM
I think it will be 20 miles before you drink it
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 09:08 PM
Three man were found dead on the train at Trieste. All of them had drunk it
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 10:25 PM
"They were aimed precisely at their groin"
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 04:28 PM
"So speak, or forever drink your piss!"
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Posted 25 February 2009 - 05:05 PM
I have a bachelor's taste for vodka martini, shaken not stirred
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 11:19 PM
"Names is for man bones, baby!"
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 02:39 PM
Yes. Confoundedly.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 05:12 PM
Effective immediately. Your name is revoked. I need hardly remind you, your'e still bound the Official Secrets Act.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 07:57 PM
I THINK YOU'RE ZHUTPID!
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 08:16 PM
Effective immediately. Your name is revoked. I need hardly remind you, your'e still bound the Official Secrets Act.
Names, Mr Bond, all my life I have been in love with their sounds, their pronuncation.
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 07:46 PM
What's the hell's happened to my name and what can I do about it?
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 08:47 PM
"You've been gone for such a long time and you've already remembered."