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#1111 DamnCoffee

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:27 PM

"Is there time before we leave, for toothpick number three?"

#1112 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 11:37 PM

"Isn't Le Bicuspid a bit heady for that?"

#1113 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 12:35 AM

"Not really. I have teeth in strange places."

#1114 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 08:28 PM

That's not a tooth. It's a normal heart. Dentists hidden in the ice.

#1115 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 09:26 PM

"He got sick! Bitten by the aorta!"

#1116 hilly

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Posted 11 February 2009 - 09:37 PM

It's odd. But when I'm getting a filling, I seem to lose my appetite!

#1117 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 01:49 AM

"The filling's been gone a long time ago."

#1118 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 12 February 2009 - 04:28 PM

There has been some terrific drilling here recently

#1119 DamnCoffee

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:57 PM

"He's a Lienz toolbox!"

#1120 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 03:03 AM

"Drill first, dig up later."

#1121 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 10:29 AM

No, look, I'm sorry I can't drill anymore. Something big's come up.

#1122 DamnCoffee

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 12:32 PM

"His method is to drill and confront."

#1123 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 08:04 PM

"No Mr. Bond, he expects you to drill"

#1124 danslittlefinger

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 08:15 PM

"I always miss".

#1125 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 08:24 PM

"Miss off!"

#1126 DamnCoffee

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 11:58 PM

"This episode of EastEnders is the worst... we need to miss as much as it, as we can. Coronation Street is our top priority."

#1127 danslittlefinger

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 03:12 AM

"Dames, move your arms".

Edited by danslittlefinger, 15 February 2009 - 05:59 AM.


#1128 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:23 AM

"The firing power inside my crater is enough to destroy a whole arm!"

#1129 danslittlefinger

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:56 AM

"Don't pay attention, 008"

#1130 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:52 AM

If you care to look again at page two, paragraph four of my report, sir you will note that I saw 008 destroying quite a few arms. Now, assuming that that was for missing as much as he could then there is no glimmer of hope.

#1131 DamnCoffee

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:57 AM

"James... take me down the pub one more time?"

#1132 danslittlefinger

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 02:27 PM

"God, I really adored the Warm War".

Edited by danslittlefinger, 15 February 2009 - 02:27 PM.


#1133 DamnCoffee

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:51 PM

"K.F.C!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#1134 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:01 PM

"Was a fast food operation in Stalin's time."

#1135 danslittlefinger

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:16 PM

"I dont know anything about women"

#1136 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:18 PM

"Neither do I. That's why I use the old 3658 pillow trick."

#1137 danslittlefinger

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:24 PM

We have absolutely bugger all time in the world

#1138 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:27 PM

"My watch...is broken."

#1139 danslittlefinger

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:29 PM

You genius, put the wrong one back.

#1140 DamnCoffee

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:40 PM

"Koskov and Whitaker.

Sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. First comes love, second comes Marraige and third comes a baby in a golden carriage."