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[DamnCoffee]

"It has not been perfected out of years of patient research entirely for your cuppa, 007!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Don' tell me - your planning a
party for some Orientals tomorrow night.

[Zorin Industries]

"That's my massive Octopussy...."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Named after your mother, no doubt!"

[DamnCoffee]

"Yes. But my Martini's still tight."

[agentjamesbond007]

"I prefer SAKE... shaken, not stirred"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I'll be the judge of that. That's rather potent, not the Martini your tightening. Strong enough to bury anything, but the SAKE is quite excellent, although for such a grand meal I had rather expected some aftershave.

[DavidSomerset]

That's a Don's perineum '55, it would be a pity to break it.

[Mister Asterix]

‘I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja tainting school.’

[Double-0-7]

Stink rules of golf, Coldfinger?

[DamnCoffee]

"Freezing. Positively Freezing."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Ha! American motorists freeze that many every two winters."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

You wouldn't tell Dr No please.....I'd loose my job

[agentjamesbond007]

"unless you sign here, it's the contract to the world's terrorrists"

[DamnCoffee]

"I shouldn't have left you a bone."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

This is a bone Mr Bond. All my life, my poodle's have been in love with their colour, smell, and divine heaviness. I welcome any enterprise that will increase Caesars stock, which is considerable.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"What shark-liver pies you've got!"

[Mister Asterix]

’Wait ’til you get tomb height eats.’

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Our agreement states quite clearly that you won't get tomb height eats until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Tomb... tomb... tomb height eats!"

[hilly]

Speak up darling I can't height eat you!

[Mister Asterix]

‘This is the world's most precious resort, we need to control as much eats as we can.’

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I've never been so humiliated in my life. Your man should be taken off the resort.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Number 11, resort to my apartment... immediately!"

[DamnCoffee]

"An apartment, with a security locked door!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I did have it soundproofed, so nothing will disturb your gratification.

[Mister Asterix]

‘World gratification. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they’re Napoleon Dynamite. Or Zod.’

[Mr. Blofeld]

"But Zod, I need you!"

[DamnCoffee]

"So do pringles!"

[Mister Asterix]

’It’s time we said goodbye to an uninvited crisp.’