"But, of course you do."
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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Mister Asterix
, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 11:37 PM
"It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes Blofeld to turn you into a 
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 12:12 AM
Refreshing to hear there is one subject your an expert on
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 02:36 AM
"There'll be plenty of time to learn when you're dead."
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 11:51 AM
Dead? - I did not know that anything like cutting off Blofeld's ear lobes was going to happen
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 06:41 PM
"You know all, Mister Bond!"
all, Mister Bond!"
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 08:42 PM
"We have a way to deal with that where I come from...Milton Keynes."
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 12:44 AM
"For my eyes only."
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 05:00 AM
"I won't go to bed with you unless you give me what I really want " 
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 11:20 AM
Breakfast for two at nine please
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 04:29 PM
"You're not going to hang up this phone, are you? I've got redial back on!"
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 04:40 PM
Tell him thats all there is, unless he would like a mobile phone!
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 04:53 PM
"What about a call in my place?"
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Posted 07 January 2009 - 05:05 PM
When someone says that they have mobiles everywhere, you expect it to be guacamole. Lots of people say that. Tourist use that expression. It doesn't mean that they have mobiles in the honeymoon.
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 10:18 PM
"Don't take it too harsh, bitch, sometimes secret agents must call their lovers to get the job done."
Edited by BlackFire, 09 January 2009 - 10:19 PM.
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 11:57 PM
"He disgusts me! You disgust me!
*points to M* She disgusts me!
*points to Gabor* He disgusts me!
*points to Christmas* She disgusts me!
*points to Michael Apted* He disgusts me!
*points to the camera man* That man behind the camera.. He... He disgusts me!"
*points to M* She disgusts me!
*points to Gabor* He disgusts me!
*points to Christmas* She disgusts me!
*points to Michael Apted* He disgusts me!
*points to the camera man* That man behind the camera.. He... He disgusts me!"
#1007
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 03:23 PM
I couldn't care less, but I do care about the shooting script...
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:16 PM
"If you do need bullets..."
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 06:00 PM
" That was clever of Gyorgi..using paintballs...Made the British believe his defection was real!"
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 06:36 PM
One is never too old to learn from paintballs
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 06:42 PM
"We have all the time in the gotcha field."
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 01:26 AM
Hence anus. The two-forked rolling duck come to life.
Edited by Jose, 18 January 2009 - 01:26 AM.
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 01:56 AM
"Marlon, I give you very best duck!"
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 01:59 AM
"I think you people should really find a better place to eat."
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 09:00 AM
"Does it look like I shove a pram?"
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 09:40 PM
Anyone seeing you in that outfit would certainly be encouraged to think so
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Posted 18 January 2009 - 11:52 PM
"You can't piss. She has three moles on her left thigh." 
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Posted 19 January 2009 - 12:53 AM
"I never piss."
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Posted 19 January 2009 - 04:03 PM
"Mr Bond. You defy all my attempts at planning an amusing piss up for you!"
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Posted 19 January 2009 - 06:34 PM
What makes you think that Me Mr Bond 007 would oblige in a piss up ?!