"I cannot afford to piss"
The Grape James Bond Misquote Conversation
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Mister Asterix
, Oct 27 2004 04:02 PM
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Posted 19 January 2009 - 09:30 PM
"The treasury has agreed to screw you in the game."
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Posted 19 January 2009 - 09:35 PM
"It doesn't bother you? Shagging those people?"
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 01:01 AM
No please don't do anything, yes its more shags I'm expecting!
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 07:50 PM
"You only have three hookers left!" 
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 08:14 PM
No... I think you're so blinded by inconsolable rage that you don't care who you hurt. When you can't tell your friends from their enemas, it's time to ho.
(MHarkin, please do not post every other response.)
(MHarkin, please do not post every other response.)
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 10:49 PM
"You look like hell...take one of these"
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 11:08 PM
And what happens when I take one of those?
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 12:30 AM
I will know that you lived rubbing my balls 
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:49 AM
"I'm sure I will be able to rub you into shape."
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:53 AM
Rubs, balls, cake - there must be another way!
Edited by sthgilyadgnivileht, 21 January 2009 - 10:54 AM.
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 11:11 AM
But it has been perfected out of years of patient rubbing entirely for that purpose, 007.
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 01:28 PM
"Spelendid. Your womb or mine?"
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 06:18 PM
"I've been know for keeping my tastes weird."
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:51 PM
You seem to set a great store by that, very curious thing having weird tastes
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 11:10 PM
"Hey, you're a great fly! A little weird, but great!"
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 02:40 AM
"Another way to fly"
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 03:23 AM
"So you live to fly another day"
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 02:23 PM
"Looks like we're flying down a feather!"
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 05:50 PM
The prime minister has asked me to assure you that we propose to fly down a feather. As a matter of fact, our man in Hong Kong is flying on one now...
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 06:11 PM
LMFAO!
"Well, Diamonds are for feathery ones!"
"Well, Diamonds are for feathery ones!"
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 07:52 PM
‘A man comes. He travels quickly. He has porpoise. He comes under water. He travels with feathers. He will suppose. He brings violins and the suction.’
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 08:06 PM
"Well, I always did like a good suck!" 
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 08:07 PM
"Well that wasn't served with rice!"
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 08:45 PM
(Mharkin I also LMFAO about the feathers!)
Our organisation did not arrange for you to come over from the Russians just for rice, Number Three.
Our organisation did not arrange for you to come over from the Russians just for rice, Number Three.
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 09:26 PM
"70 million tons of rice!" 
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 11:04 PM
‘I’m re-enacting the kettle as I would have filled it. Steed was tenacious, but he was cautious. He missed his chance to crush Peel with heavy germ.’
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Posted 22 January 2009 - 11:12 PM
What was the original quote!?
"It is my boil! mine! It runs through my cup, thicker than cream!"
"It is my boil! mine! It runs through my cup, thicker than cream!"
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 12:36 AM
I am more concerned about cream exploding on a US Air Force base.
You can't be so concerned about your cups. What happens when the US retaliates?
You can't be so concerned about your cups. What happens when the US retaliates?
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 04:05 PM
"Well, so long as the cups and kettles match..." 