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[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Only one pringle......I just thought that, no one crisp would be stupid enough
to try to take you on on their own.

[agentjamesbond007]

"What else do you call your genitals? Something you can sit on but cannot take with you."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Sheep dancing!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

We're not sure about that. American. She's always sheep dancing. Name's May Day.

[Mister Asterix]

Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, sheep come second.

[BlackFire]

"And that must be what you call a good meal?"

[agentjamesbond007]

"Get the sheep for me"

[DamnCoffee]

"Is there time before we leave, for pringle number three?"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Not a crunch!"

[agentjamesbond007]

"You only live thrice, Mr Bond."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Exactly, I'm now aiming precisely at your crisps, so eat or forever hold your crunch

[DamnCoffee]

"It's crunchy, even by my standards."

[agentjamesbond007]

"Oh, bond, you were always a crunchilinguist"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

l always thought l liked swallowing. Then l discovered that l liked crunching even more.

[DamnCoffee]

"This is where they keep the old Quavers, then, eh?"

[hilly]

A palace full of monster munch. You must feel right at home.

[agentjamesbond007]

There are two ways to disable a monster. One way is to go inside it and pull it's teeth out. Second, is to sacrifice someone to it.

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

After the sacrificing I was afraid to go outside, to be alone, to be in a crowd to do anything at all until I realised
there’s no point in living if you don't have any teeth.

[DamnCoffee]

"Do you expect me to bite?"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I could do with a tooth

[Mister Asterix]

Seems your hunch was right, 007. It's too bad the Evil Queen of Molars wouldn't let you play it.

[DamnCoffee]

"I could do with some Colgate."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Pearly white? We need to talk."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

The only thing you need to know about me is I clean my dentures

[hilly]

Oral Hygiene Tips? From you Mr Bond? I'm flattered.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"And we all know how hard that can be for a Swiss dentist."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Well, it's a wise Swissie who knows when his tips have run out.

[DamnCoffee]

"...Always have a dental floss plan!"

[agentjamesbond007]

"What if I need extra floss?"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I've brought a book on the subject with me. There's a picture of all different kinds of toothpicks