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[DamnCoffee]

"I think you've cooked your ham Goldfinger, thank you for the demonstration."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"No, Mr. Bond; I expect you to serve!"

[DamnCoffee]

"I shall give Operation Tennis my undivided attention!"

[Double-0-7]

"She'll have to ball you cack."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Congratulations on your blackballing, Goldwanker!"

[DamnCoffee]

"I don't think the Police will take kindly to who you are wanking!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Is that who I wanked?"

[DamnCoffee]

"We would be better off wanking together!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Merry Wankmas, 007!"

[DamnCoffee]

"Mr. Osato always believes in healthy wanks!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"This is the price of wanking, Mr. Bond!"

[DamnCoffee]

"You'll forgive me if I don't Wank off!!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Good evening, 00-Wanker!"

[DamnCoffee]

"I think you've just wanked it!"

[Double-0-7]

Don't just stand there, give me something to wank on!

[DamnCoffee]

"I think you've made your point Goldfinger, thank you for the masturbation!"

[Double-0-7]

Slay a penguin, 007.

[DamnCoffee]

"..or make that. Your Million Penguins."

[Blonde Bond]

" The last penguin... almost thrilled me "

[DamnCoffee]

"It is a penguin!"

[Double-0-7]

"Penguins speak louder than words"

[DamnCoffee]

"Well get flapping 007!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"But, I have a penguin's taste for shellfish!"

[Double-0-7]

"I'm glad I insisted you bring the penguin."

[DamnCoffee]

Is that a penguin in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Was that a Bond quote?


"No Mr. Bond. I expect you to fly!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Looks like you're out to catch me!"

[The Dove]

" Our tail followed him to Heathrow where he caught a plane to Hawaii. "

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Is that where it was?"

[DamnCoffee]

"We've still got one mom aboard!"

[Double-0-7]

"Care to bubble the steaks?"