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#91 BONDFINESSE 007

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Posted 16 February 2003 - 05:04 PM

i think i am going to watch wild things, its raining cats and dogs here and theres nothing to do and i always have fun when i watch that movie.......i dont know why though, but i do (wink wink)

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Posted 16 February 2003 - 05:47 PM

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
i think i am going to watch wild things, its raining cats and dogs here and theres nothing to do and i always have fun when i watch that movie.......i dont know why though, but i do (wink wink)

Because the 2 babes are hot , especially Denise Richards. It a good movie. plus it "soft pørn".

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Posted 16 February 2003 - 10:15 PM

Originally posted by kevrichardson
Because the 2 babes are hot , especially Denise Richards. It a good movie. plus it "soft pørn".


Finally bought a copy of UNDERCOVER BROTHER on DVD. Denise is awesome in it. She should do more comedy. Plus she looks terrific as a blonde. I must have played her "entrance" scene about five times (Denise striding through an office hallway, wearing a figure-hugging dress and -- here's the best part -- eyeglasses. Like she's the world's hottest secretary.)

And then there's the catfight in the shower that parodies the WILD THINGS nuclear love-a-thon with Neve Campbell in the pool. No real nudity here, but the imagination can be a powerful thing. :)

MEMBERS OF THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO DENISE RICHARDS, YOUR MISSION IS TO RENT "UNDERCOVER BROTHER." IF YOU HAVE SEEN IT ALREADY, SEE IT AGAIN. DENISE RICHARDS IS GOOD FOR MULTIPLE VIEWINGS.

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Posted 16 February 2003 - 10:29 PM

yes thats just what i intend to do right now lol, just got through with wild things...what that great little movie does to me i cant hardly put in to words >what wild things started i am sure undercover brother will finish

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 08:01 PM

Well, i saw undercover brother. Your patron saintess was very witty and clever in this one. She made me laugh a lot. Will someone please give this woman a role that doesn't emphasize her looks so much? Let the poor girl act. She deserves the chance to prove herself. Any woman does.

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 08:36 PM

I looked up this Erika Eleniak nothing really hot about her either . Denise is a very underrated actress.

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Posted 24 February 2003 - 09:56 PM

Originally posted by kevrichardson
I looked up this Erika Eleniak nothing really hot about her either . Denise is a very underrated actress.

kev underrated is a understatement, i cant stress that enough, denise is very very very much patron saintly, so in that mindset i must say "to those who made the world is not enough u blew it big time by not giving denise something to work with....shame on you" :mad:

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Posted 25 February 2003 - 02:39 PM

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
kev underrated is a understatement, i cant stress that enough, denise is very very very much patron saintly, so in that mindset i must say "to those who made the world is not enough u blew it big time by not giving denise something to work with....shame on you" :mad:

This thread is weird . Why ? The film is three(3) years old . It made tons of money . Box-office , pay per view , VHS/DVD sales and rentals. Denise Richards is not going to return the check that she was paid . So look a hell of a lot better that Lois Chiles in "Moonraker" . Only a dope fiend would believe that she . As Dr Holly Goodhead ,as a Astro Physicist !! No wonder space travel is in trouble . In fact it was Moore/Bond that described what the space shuttle did . Yet daily post are written on Richards . Let start a who was the worst Bond girl ? ans sure enough Lois Chiles would beat Tanya Roberts . who every one knows was there as "eye candy" . Yes , Denise was in a "tank top and hot pants" . But why attack the girl because she has the body of a centerfold . Lois Chiles was in semi-retirement before , she was asked to do "TSWLM" . The Director on "Moonraker" for got to remind her she was on a film set.

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Posted 25 February 2003 - 05:22 PM

Originally posted by rafterman
Christmas Jones should have been played by...........Denise Richards, sorry, but I like her in the movie:)


Yes, apart from the awesome boat chase and the Scottish castle scene, Denise Richards is about the only redeeming feature in that horribly bad piece of trash.

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Posted 25 February 2003 - 05:27 PM

Erika Eleniak??? The Playboy Bunny??!! Whatever happened to her. She hit it big as one of the original Baywatch cast back in 1988 and appeared as the window dressing in "Under Siege" in 1992 and then dropped off the radar!!

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Posted 25 February 2003 - 06:34 PM

In "TWINE" it not just the Boat chase (which did reach camp with the tie thing!!) . The Scotish Castle was okay . Not great just okay . It was underused . "TWINE" had the Cavier Factory Battle , the"OHMSS" inspired Ski Chase . The Z8 BMW (which was the ultimate Bond car for the 90's , only past by the AstonMartin Vanquish) . The fire-fight in the Nuclear Blast Chamber . Serena Scott Thomas . thanks enough .

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Posted 25 February 2003 - 08:50 PM

Originally posted by kevrichardson
In "TWINE" it not just the Boat chase (which did reach camp with the tie thing!!) . The Scotish Castle was okay . Not great just okay . It was underused . "TWINE" had the Cavier Factory Battle , the"OHMSS" inspired Ski Chase . The Z8 BMW (which was the ultimate Bond car for the 90's , only past by the AstonMartin Vanquish) . The fire-fight in the Nuclear Blast Chamber . Serena Scott Thomas . thanks enough .


Liked the boat chase and the Scottish castle scene. HATED, HATED, LOathed and DESPISED the rest of that piece of you-know-what...

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Posted 25 February 2003 - 09:05 PM

Originally posted by DLibrasnow

Liked the boat chase and the Scottish castle scene. HATED, HATED, Loathed and DESPISED the rest of that piece of you-know-what...

I felt and still fell the same way about "GoldenEye" . Too each his own . I read the post on things like "OHMSS" ,"LALD"

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 05:18 AM

DENISE RICHARDS, WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, but she is going to get more parts and the world will see just how great she is

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 12:04 PM

Originally posted by kevrichardson
I felt and still fell the same way about "GoldenEye" . Too each his own . I read the post on things like "OHMSS" ,"LALD"


Yes, everyone has their own tastes...."Goldeneye" is the only Brosnan Bond movie that I actually like...

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 02:38 PM

Originally posted by DLibrasnow

Yes, everyone has their own tastes...."Goldeneye" is the only Brosnan Bond movie that I actually like...

I respect that . I was at the primiere at Radio City Music Hall in 1995 . I thought that it was better than "LTK" . Just like "LTK" was better than "TLD" . Some Bond films improve upon the previous one . Example "FYEO" is superior to "Moonraker" . That still will not prevent me from watch "MR" . I have had to grow to like Brosnan as Bond . Felt that Dalton would have done a good job in "GE", Given the chance . Yet after "TND" and then "TWINE" has erased all memories of Dalton in the role .

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 06:03 PM

Well, I edited my original post some time ago and tried to change the title of this thread to "Christmas Jones is Denise Richards, full stop." but that was not possible.

As I posted in an earlier post, I started this thread to find out (in a roundabout, covert way) who the Denise Richards supporters are. Looks like it worked. Thanks for your support to these much-abused and underrated actress, guys. I hope Denise stumbles across this thread sometime and sees that not everyone despised her in that role. Hey, it could happen.

Yes, the Christmas Jones of my dreams is Natasha Henstridge. But Denise held her own (in my opinion) and did what she could with a character that was revised and little underwritten. Her only crime is maybe being a little too baby-faced for the role. But who knows, maybe Dr. Christmas Jones was one of those people who graduated college when they were 12? Like Doogie Howser, only with a supermodel's body. :)

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 07:01 PM

Natasha Henstridge would have been very nice as Dr.Christmas Jones. Yes you are right it was a underwritten role. This was a interesting thread . Supermodel's body , right again.

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 09:29 PM

Her only crime is maybe being a little too baby-faced for the role.


Only? How about a completely horrible delivery of "You're not going to do what I think you are?... Me" or whatever it is?

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Posted 26 February 2003 - 10:31 PM

Originally posted by Blue Eyes


Only? How about a completely horrible delivery of "You're not going to do what I think you are?... Me" or whatever it is?

well those comments just prove we who love denise, still have a long way to go on the war of abuse directed at her, so we must protect her, defend her, at all costs,,,live long and prosper denise

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Blue Eyes


Only? How about a completely horrible delivery of "You're not going to do what I think you are?... Me" or whatever it is?



Talking about horrible delivery, what about that pathetic idiot Pierce Brosnan who calls himself an actor. Brosnan is one man who manages to mangle and flubb any piece of dialogue that is written for him...as such Richards and him make a perfect pair.

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 09:43 AM

I find you almost amusing. Almost.

There are some people on these forums who strangely find it their duty to slag off people involved with the Bond world whenever they can find even the slightest possibility. Frankly it's just sad.

Why don't you actually spend your time doing something that is 1) construction and 2) actually related to the thread?

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 02:56 PM

Hey, its the way I feel....I think Richards line delivery was frankly better than Brosnan.

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 03:03 PM

Originally posted by DLibrasnow

Talking about horrible delivery, what about that pathetic idiot Pierce Brosnan who calls himself an actor. Brosnan is one man who manages to mangle and flubb any piece of dialogue that is written for him...as such Richards and him make a perfect pair.

What is wrong with Brosnan delivery . Professor Higgins . "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 03:10 PM

I've never found Brosnan's line delivery to be convincing in the James Bond movies and it really shows when he appears alongside more accomplished actors such as Dame Judi Dench, Robert Carlyle or Sophie Marceau.

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 03:58 PM

Everyone is completely entitled to their own opinion. I am just so stunned that anyone would not find Pierce B. as the best incarnation of Bond since Seannie C. I respect the differing opinions. I just so, so not get them. Sorry, I think Pierce is perfect as 007.

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 04:01 PM

...And I know it doesn't matter if I get the other opinions or not.

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 06:50 PM

Originally posted by DLibrasnow
I've never found Brosnan's line delivery to be convincing in the James Bond movies and it really shows when he appears alongside more accomplished actors such as Dame Judi Dench, Robert Carlyle or Sophie Marceau.

Or Denise Richards . You must love the scotish burr of Connery . Moore had the only real English delivery of a Bond.

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 08:16 PM

Hey, its the way I feel....


It may be the way you feel, but everything has it's own place. And a Denise Richards thread has nothing to do with Brosnan, and especially not in the way your brought him into the matter.

The way you're presenting what you feel is beggining to sound more like a school yard snipe on par with "I'll tell my mummy" rather than and educated opinion.

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Posted 27 February 2003 - 08:21 PM

Originally posted by Blue Eyes

It may be the way you feel, but everything has it's own place. And a Denise Richards thread has nothing to do with Brosnan, and especially not in the way your brought him into the matter.
The way you're presenting what you feel is beggining to sound more like a school yard snipe on par with "I'll tell my mummy" rather than and educated opinion.

Just who are you directing your anger at . I hope it's not me. I have not problem with Mr.Brosnan delivery of his kines in a Bond . Second it was just a damn joke . Educated guess as oposed to a assumtion . You don't go to the Brosnan Bond mives then .