The Lords Of Salem - 3.5/5
Well, It figures the one night it pops up at my theater during it's limited release, is the night where I'm forced to do nothing but relax and rest my ever impending shoulder(s) injury. Sucks having Hypermobile shoulders, but what doesn't suck is the film being released on DVD in the UK about a week ago and a great copy being leaked (as usual) online. So my painful night, was not so painful after all.
Anyways, Breaking away, finally, from the 'Halloween' scene, Zombie returns with this low-budget, visual, moody, creepy, horror film. It's Completely bizarre, but for $1.5 million, this doesn't seem like Direct to video Netflix crap, It's set on a grand epic scale.
Heidi (Sheri Moon Zombie) is the local Radio DJ, after meeting with the leader of satanist band, The Lords, she is left with a wooden box containing a vinyl record of the band. Though it contains a strange, continuous tune, Heidi begins to have hallucinations, nightmares, and other, well, strange things happen to her. But it's not just her, it appears to be towards the town of Salem, MA women as well. Then the question is asked to us. Are the Lords a satanic band here in Salem to spread their music, or are The Lords sending a message that they are back and for revenge?
What I like most about this was that it wasn't like today's horror film, all blood and gore and nothing to go with it in the story department. 'The Lords Of Salem's' plot on paper seems a bit shoddy, but through film it's perfect. It's a horror film that just creeps you the hell out and leaves the violence at home and instead makes you feel very uncomfortable. It's a revenge story, and it's told quite well. It never feels rushed, it keeps you intrigued throughout, which is to me a sign of a great atmosphere horror. Visually, this film is breathtaking, almost beautiful, as I haven't seen a horror film look this damn good in a very long time.
Bizarre, Creepy, Moody. Three words to describe Rob's film. The scares aren't really there, but inside you're scare, more or less just creeped out. It's an Art Horror deep down, and in the coming years and decade to come, it will surely be respected and loved. If it truly is his last horror film, then Bravo, Rob.